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Dammit, stoners!

Naturally I  have a google alert set to my name. Usually I just receive news of my own blog posts and occasional bikini contests however today I learned my video with Michael Showalter about a ton of stuff but not including pot smoking has been included on a site called How To Smoke Weed. See the above alert. You can imagine the pride with which I am beaming.

Talk of pot seems to be sticking to me like resin ever since I jokingly mentioned the phrase “dank nugs” on my show on Sunday. You guys, I was joking. I’m far too boring to smoke pot these days, though I’m in favor of people being free to do what they wish, so long as I don’t have to try to converse with them after they’ve done it.

But my oeuvre is not without the occasional pot story. Here, love this. But keep in mind it’s from 2000 and not that great.

Also, took me like six tries to type oeuvre.

P.S. I can’t remember what’s actually in the video with Showalter. For all I know we did talk about pot but I don’t think so. But now I’m suddenly remembering that we did talk about drugs in a radio interview. But still.

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8 Responses to Dammit, stoners!

  1. boinkity October 27, 2010 at 11:26 am #

    You are pandering to fans of the “highest” common denominator!! (hahaha.. I made a stoner joke AND a math joke in the same sentence!!)

  2. Alexander James October 27, 2010 at 12:55 pm #

    After clicking on the “bikini contest” link I was relieved to find that it didn’t go to a Hawaiian Tropic or Girls Gone Wild photo gallery. *phew*
    The Google name alert thing sounds interesting.

  3. Alison Rosen October 27, 2010 at 2:22 pm #

    You don’t have one set up for your own name? You should! Then you can hear the latest news about people who share your name.

  4. boinkity October 27, 2010 at 7:26 pm #

    You are pandering to fans of the “highest” common denominator!! (hahaha.. I made a stoner joke AND a math joke in the same sentence!!)

  5. Alexander James October 27, 2010 at 8:55 pm #

    After clicking on the “bikini contest” link I was relieved to find that it didn't go to a Hawaiian Tropic or Girls Gone Wild photo gallery. *phew*
    The Google name alert thing sounds interesting.

  6. Alison Rosen October 27, 2010 at 10:22 pm #

    You don't have one set up for your own name? You should! Then you can hear the latest news about people who share your name.

  7. Ted_Goodlove October 28, 2010 at 7:14 am #

    BREAKING NEWS: Alison Rosen is moving back to California because of the “Legalize Pot” vote next week

  8. Ted_Goodlove October 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm #

    BREAKING NEWS: Alison Rosen is moving back to California because of the “Legalize Pot” vote next week

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