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Staring Contest!

Okay so I’m going to blame my poor showing here on dry eyes and irritation from makeup. I mean, that MUST be it.

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15 Responses to Staring Contest!

  1. aNONYMOUS February 19, 2010 at 2:06 am #

    “Aspies like me are horrible at this game……………”

  2. Joe February 19, 2010 at 4:33 am #

    I never had a staring contest with a YouTube video before. I enlarged the frame and froze it at 1:22. After 57 minutes my eyeballs — and occipital lobe — started burning. Freaky. I may have to drive myself to the Emergency Room.

    I had a staring contest with my father when I was 7 or 8. Not fun. That was the last staring contest I ever had (until now).

    So what happened at The News Distillery last night? Tell us!

  3. Tony Muckleroy February 19, 2010 at 9:31 am #

    lol if it were me I would have edited the video and put the staring part into a loop. The only thing that could win then would be my non-blinking dog, we call him Blinky.

  4. Joe February 19, 2010 at 12:33 pm #

    I never had a staring contest with a YouTube video before. I enlarged the frame and froze it at 1:22. After 57 minutes my eyeballs — and occipital lobe — started burning. Freaky. I may have to drive myself to the Emergency Room.

    I had a staring contest with my father when I was 7 or 8. Not fun. That was the last staring contest I ever had (until now).

    So what happened at The News Distillery last night? Tell us!

  5. JohnQPubliq February 19, 2010 at 11:50 am #

    you totally kicked my ass

  6. Tony Muckleroy February 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm #

    lol if it were me I would have edited the video and put the staring part into a loop. The only thing that could win then would be my non-blinking dog, we call him Blinky.

  7. somethingfishie February 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm #

    I even paused it and I STILL won.

  8. JohnQPubliq February 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm #

    you totally kicked my ass

  9. somethingfishie February 19, 2010 at 11:26 pm #

    I even paused it and I STILL won.

  10. sunnyblack76 February 21, 2010 at 4:10 pm #

    OMG…Alison Rosen is a Premature Eye-blinku-lator…..ha-ha…well, you just need to practice. And, besides, you have a great personality too. Still, if there are any girls out there who are Marathon Eye-Starers…call me.

  11. sunnyblack76 February 22, 2010 at 12:10 am #

    OMG…Alison Rosen is a Premature Eye-blinku-lator…..ha-ha…well, you just need to practice. And, besides, you have a great personality too. Still, if there are any girls out there who are Marathon Eye-Starers…call me.

  12. sunnyblack76 February 23, 2010 at 11:06 pm #

    It just dawned on me….It might have been funnier if I’d said you had “Eye-rectile dysfunction”…hmmmm, well, live and learn…you go with what you have in the moment. and in that moment i had eye-blinku-lator…

  13. sunnyblack76 February 24, 2010 at 7:06 am #

    It just dawned on me….It might have been funnier if I'd said you had “Eye-rectile dysfunction”…hmmmm, well, live and learn…you go with what you have in the moment. and in that moment i had eye-blinku-lator…

  14. Futbol229 March 17, 2011 at 7:00 am #

    you won. i blinked. -_-

  15. Futbol229 March 17, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    you won. i blinked. -_-

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