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Here's how I read the weather forecast

Evidently three giant snowflakes will be falling around 5pm.

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14 Responses to Here's how I read the weather forecast

  1. Glenn Kramer January 8, 2010 at 11:33 am #

    Haha, and each snowflake carries a 10% chance of precipitation, for a total of 30%.
    By the way, why do they call it precipitation when below freezing means snow, not precipitation?

  2. Joe January 8, 2010 at 11:44 am #

    And at 7pm the moon is going to grow a fluffy white beard.

  3. boinkity January 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm #

    OMG it would be soooo cool if 3 gigantic snowflakes fell out of the sky… sooo cool.

  4. Scott January 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm #

    There might only be 3 snowflakes but that big one is about a quarter the size OF THE MOON! (judging by the 7:00 forecast).

  5. alisonrosen January 8, 2010 at 12:53 pm #

    I know! Think of the size umbrella you'd need!

  6. jerryjaquinto January 8, 2010 at 11:32 am #

    The giant snowflakes did actually fell where I am, at home, about an hour ago. no joke.

  7. Glenn Kramer January 8, 2010 at 11:33 am #

    Haha, and each snowflake carries a 10% chance of precipitation, for a total of 30%.
    By the way, why do they call it precipitation when below freezing means snow, not precipitation?

  8. Joe January 8, 2010 at 11:44 am #

    And at 7pm the moon is going to grow a fluffy white beard.

  9. boinkity January 8, 2010 at 12:10 pm #

    OMG it would be soooo cool if 3 gigantic snowflakes fell out of the sky… sooo cool.

  10. karpaydm January 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm #

    There might only be 3 snowflakes but that big one is about a quarter the size OF THE MOON! (judging by the 7:00 forecast).

  11. Alison Rosen January 8, 2010 at 12:53 pm #

    I know! Think of the size umbrella you’d need!

  12. Goldgrinch January 11, 2010 at 12:34 pm #

    We need Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters) on this one. His giant Twinkie analogy still rings soooo true today.

  13. Goldgrinch January 11, 2010 at 12:34 pm #

    We need Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters) on this one. His giant Twinkie analogy still rings soooo true today.

  14. Goldgrinch January 11, 2010 at 8:34 pm #

    We need Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters) on this one. His giant Twinkie analogy still rings soooo true today.

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