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Let's talk about last night

Hey you guys. Last night’s live Ustream broadcast was super fun so if you missed it you are likely kicking yourself as well you should. Allow me to recap? First of all, it was amazing and I had a live in studio audience of stuffed animals as well as a live internet audience that was much larger than I’d expected. At times there were hundreds of people watching live at the same time and 4165 unique views for the broadcast. I think that’s pretty high but I’m not super versed in all this so if that number isn’t impressive do me a favor and quadruple it and then tell all your friends. (Just kidding. OR AM I?) (I am.)

We chatted with the lovely Diana Falzone who is hosting a Halloween party at Scores which is a strip club. We also named some inanimate objects including my portable desk fan. (We didn’t come to a consensus but Fanny and Blade were in the lead.) We chatted about my shirts, which also have names, and we talked about animals and animal names. We also talked about music and movies and we kicked some people out of the chat room which was pretty fun.

I was overjoyed to see familiar faces in the chat room and to meet all the new people.

Also, we learned how to say goodbye in Dutch. Goede Avond!

And I almost forgot: We were officially stumped by a Facts of Life trivia question but someone in the chat room knew the answer! That was fun. Do keep those questions coming.

If I had more time right now I would make little highlights of all the moments mentioned above however I don’t have that time right now but you can see everything in slightly less curated form here: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/alison-rosen-live-show

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41 Responses to Let's talk about last night

  1. Ted_Goodlove October 29, 2009 at 11:41 am #

    Everything was like an enchanted fairytale, except when Joe began picking on me….he is such a bully! You should Ebay “BoBo” – I bet Boinkity would outbid everyone…it could fetch thousands of dollars!

  2. Andrew Cardona October 29, 2009 at 12:55 pm #

    i had to cut out cuz it kept buffering after my screen went black, and it sucks to know i missed an awesome show!

  3. Ted_Goodlove October 29, 2009 at 10:41 am #

    Everything was like an enchanted fairytale, except when Joe began picking on me….he is such a bully! You should Ebay “BoBo” – I bet Boinkity would outbid everyone…it could fetch thousands of dollars!

  4. Joe October 29, 2009 at 1:54 pm #

    It was an enchanted evening! I think I finally got to sleep about 2am, which is a little late when you get up between 5 and 5:30am. But I can handle that one night a week. For Alison? Sure, I can hack it.

    From what I can figure out, Goede Avond means Good Evening while Tot Ziens is more informal, meaning See You or Bye. But in Ali Ro broadcast parlance they both mean the same: it's the end of the show, people – go to bed already!

    During the broadcast I kept thinking… why doesn't Alison have her own 30 or 60 minute daily show on E! or A&E? It just seems so obvious. Who the heck is running those networks? Wake up already!!

  5. vronsfan2005 October 29, 2009 at 11:55 am #

    i had to cut out cuz it kept buffering after my screen went black, and it sucks to know i missed an awesome show!

  6. Joe October 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm #

    It was an enchanted evening! I think I finally got to sleep about 2am, which is a little late when you get up between 5 and 5:30am. But I can handle that one night a week. For Alison? Sure, I can hack it.

    From what I can figure out, Goede Avond means Good Evening while Tot Ziens is more informal, meaning See You or Bye. But in Ali Ro broadcast parlance they both mean the same: it’s the end of the show, people – go to bed already!

    During the broadcast I kept thinking… why doesn’t Alison have her own 30 or 60 minute daily show on E! or A&E? It just seems so obvious. Who the heck is running those networks? Wake up already! Do ratings mean anything to you??

  7. TrappDog October 29, 2009 at 10:39 pm #

    Lots of fun last night. Thanks for throwing the party!

  8. TrappDog October 29, 2009 at 9:39 pm #

    Lots of fun last night. Thanks for throwing the party!

  9. Ted_Goodlove October 30, 2009 at 1:51 pm #

    I was having a conversation with the voices in my head and this is what they said, “Hey Ted, what if there was a movie made about Alison Rosen – “….what stars would play the characters?” This is what we came up with…although it's a work in progress:

    Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
    Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
    Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
    Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
    Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
    Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
    Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
    Tobey: Playing self, as long as he's not difficult
    Tootie: How the hell did she get in my script! Scratch Tootie off

    Bloggers:

    Ted: Jason Statham
    Joe: Ernest Borgnine or Will Geer
    Boink: Sean Penn (Jeff Spicoli Version)
    Trapp: Eric Clapton
    Proto: Tom Cruise

    If I've forgotten anyone or you wish to have your professional actor changed, feel free!

    Ted, Producer & Director “If BoBo & Fanny could Talk”

  10. alisonrosen October 30, 2009 at 1:55 pm #

    I love it! Excellent casting, Ted.

  11. Joe October 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm #

    Very funny. Well done, Ted!

    Other possible cast members:

    Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
    Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
    Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
    Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
    Andy Levi: Ricky Schroder
    Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
    Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
    Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin
    Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
    Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5
    Starla: Auditions ongoing

  12. Ted_Goodlove October 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm #

    I was having a conversation with the voices in my head and this is what they said, “Hey Ted, what if there was a movie made about Alison Rosen….what stars would play the characters?” This is what we came up with…although it’s a work in progress:

    Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
    Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
    Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
    Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
    Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
    Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
    Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
    Tobey: Playing self, as long as he’s not difficult
    Tootie: How the hell did she get in my script! Scratch Tootie off

    Bloggers:

    Ted: Jason Statham
    Joe: Ernest Borgnine or Will Geer
    Boink: Sean Penn (Jeff Spicoli Version)
    Trapp: Eric Clapton
    Proto: Tom Cruise (Top Gun Version)

    If I’ve forgotten anyone or you wish to have your professional actor changed, feel free!

    Ted, Producer & Director of the blockbuster hit movie, “If BoBo & Fanny could Talk”

  13. Ted_Goodlove October 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm #

    Fanny would be happy….

    Okay, let's add a non-chlorinated version of Jon Gosselin as the Trader Joe's clerk.

  14. Alison Rosen October 30, 2009 at 12:55 pm #

    I love it! Excellent casting, Ted.

  15. Joe October 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm #

    Very funny. Well done, Ted!

    Other possible cast members:

    Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
    Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
    Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
    Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
    Andy Levy: Ricky Schroder
    Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
    Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
    Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin
    Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
    Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5
    Starla: Auditions ongoing

  16. Ted_Goodlove October 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm #

    Fanny would be happy….

    Okay, let’s add a non-chlorinated version of Jon Gosselin as the Trader Joe’s clerk. I could see it now….Alison, “Hey give me my change back!” Jon, “I didn’t take your money….I put it back Alison!” Alison, “I’ll see you in court!”

  17. TrappDog October 30, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    Younger version of Eric Clapton, please! Aw, who am I kidding? Any version of Clapton is an improvement, even the one on heroin in the 70s… Who should play the Angoras?

  18. TrappDog October 30, 2009 at 6:43 pm #

    Younger version of Eric Clapton, please! Aw, who am I kidding? Any version of Clapton is an improvement, even the one on heroin in the 70s… Who should play the Angoras?

  19. boinkity October 30, 2009 at 10:29 pm #

    Duuuuude! That is totally NOT cool. I don't even talk like Jeff Spicoli, BRO! I don't even understand what you are talking about. In this movie, I just wanna catch some killer waves, and hang with the babes! That would be NARLY!

  20. boinkity October 30, 2009 at 9:29 pm #

    Duuuuude! That is totally NOT cool. I don’t even talk like Jeff Spicoli, BRO! I don’t even understand what you are talking about. In this movie, I just wanna catch some killer waves, and hang with the babes! That would be NARLY!

  21. boinkity October 31, 2009 at 1:40 am #

    The Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats

  22. boinkity October 31, 2009 at 12:40 am #

    The Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats

  23. Ted_Goodlove October 31, 2009 at 11:02 am #

    Updated Actor List:

    Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
    Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
    Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
    Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
    Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
    Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
    Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
    Jimmy Aquino: Robert De Niro (Meet the Parents Version)
    Tobey: Playing self,
    Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats, the band dude will be played by Lindsey Buckingham (older version)

    Bloggers:

    Ted: Jason Statham
    Joe: Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Ben Buttons Version)
    Boink: Unidentified Surfer (w/out stoner accent)
    Trapp: Eric Clapton (Any Version)
    Proto: Tom Cruise (Top Gun Version)

    Extras:

    TJ the Plant: A large Venus Flytrap
    Trader Joe's Clerk: Jon Gosselin (No Chlorine)
    Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
    Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
    Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
    Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
    Andy Levy: Ricky Schroder
    Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
    Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
    Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin
    Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
    Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5

    Auditions in progress:

    Starla: possibles include….Monica Lewinsky's infamous dress, Wonder Woman Costume
    Alison's Landlord….Thurgood Stubbs (A.K.A. “The Super”) from The PJ's
    Alison's California Car:

  24. Glenn Kramer October 31, 2009 at 9:17 am #

    Did I not comment about the Ustream broadcast? I thought I did, but maybe I posted it someplace else; Facebook perhaps. There’s just so many avenues for posting comments. It was excellent. It went an hour longer than planned…like a good date. 🙂

    I look forward to the next one, and can’t wait to see what new inanimate object we can decide to name. Maybe if you buy something new between now and the next show.

    Yappy Halloween!

  25. Ted_Goodlove October 31, 2009 at 10:02 am #

    Updated Actor List:

    Alison Rosen: Katherine Zeta-Jones (Younger Version)
    Papa Rosen: Woody Allen (Younger Version)
    Momma Rosen: Audrey Hepburn (Younger Version)
    Sista Rosen: Kim Kardashian
    Dustin: Ryan Seacrest
    Wendy: Mary Louis Parker
    Trevor: Matthew Mcconaughey (long haired version)
    Jimmy Aquino: Robert De Niro (Meet the Parents Version)
    Tobey: Playing self,
    Angoras: Josie and the Pussycats, the band dude will be played by Lindsey Buckingham (older version)

    Bloggers:

    Ted: Jason Statham
    Joe: Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Ben Buttons Version)
    Boink: Unidentified Surfer (w/out stoner accent)
    Trapp: Eric Clapton (Any Version)
    Proto: Tom Cruise (Top Gun Version)

    Extras:

    TJ the Plant: A large Venus Flytrap
    Trader Joe’s Clerk: Jon Gosselin (No Chlorine)
    Diana Falzone: Natali Del Conte
    Natali Del Conte: Diana Falzone
    Greg Gutfeld: Verne Troyer
    Bill Schulz: Dana Carvey (Church Lady version)
    Andy Levy: Ricky Schroder
    Mrs. Garrett: Betty White
    Time Out Editor-in-Chief: Ed Asner (Lou Grant version)
    Annoying Woman on Subway: Kate Gosselin (Note – The Gosselins refuse to work together)
    Annoying Woman in Starbucks: Nancy Grace
    Fanny: Rolls-Royce Turbofan BR710 http://tinyurl.com/ydhy6p5

    Auditions in progress:

    Starla: possibles include….Monica Lewinsky’s infamous dress, Wonder Woman Costume
    Alison’s Landlord….Thurgood Stubbs (A.K.A. “The Super”) from The PJ’s
    Alison’s California Car:

  26. davidrheingold October 31, 2009 at 6:39 pm #

    I think a younger Sandra Bullock would make a good Alison.

  27. The Notorious PTD November 1, 2009 at 12:04 am #

    Tom Cruise? I don't know how I feel about that, but I don't look like him. I think a Canadian Mario Lopez would do me some justice.

    I kind of agree with having Catherine Zeta-Jones (the younger Catherine Zeta-Jones of course!) play Alison Rosen. It's kind of hard to find an actress that resembles Alison off the top of my head. Although Diana Falzone could also play her, since they are like sisters after all, right? Or how about Neve Campbell? Eh…just cross them all together and create a hybrid and cast her.

    I thought TrappDog was supposed to be Geraldo?

    Obviously I missed out on something. Who, or what the heck is “BoBo”?

    – The Notorious PTD

  28. The PTDemo October 31, 2009 at 11:04 pm #

    Tom Cruise? I don’t know how I feel about that, but I don’t look like him. I think a Canadian Mario Lopez would do me some justice.

    I kind of agree with having Catherine Zeta-Jones (the younger Catherine Zeta-Jones of course!) play Alison Rosen. It’s kind of hard to find an actress that resembles Alison off the top of my head. Although Diana Falzone could also play her, since they are like sisters after all, right? Or how about Neve Campbell? Eh…just cross them all together and create a hybrid and cast her.

    I thought TrappDog was supposed to be Geraldo?

    Obviously I missed out on something. Who, or what the heck is “BoBo”?

    – The Notorious PTD

  29. Joe November 1, 2009 at 3:32 am #

    Don't finalize the cast list yet, Ted. I got an urgent message this morning that Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat wants to audition for the role of Starla: http://tinyurl.com/ygwv7ev

  30. Joe November 1, 2009 at 3:32 am #

    Don’t finalize the cast list yet, Ted. I got an urgent message this morning that Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat wants to audition for the role of Starla: http://tinyurl.com/ygwv7ev

    I also found someone to audition as Alison’s California car: http://tinyurl.com/ygzxrsa

  31. Ted_Goodlove November 1, 2009 at 11:58 am #

    LOL, Starla meets the musical “Hair” and Alison's car has been converted into gang low rider…PERFECT!

  32. Ted_Goodlove November 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm #

    Okay Mario it is!

    BoBo!?!?!? Don't ask…it's a long, long, steamy, erotic, yet sensual story!

  33. Ted_Goodlove November 1, 2009 at 11:58 am #

    LOL, Starla meets the musical “Hair” and Alison’s car has been converted into gang low rider…PERFECT!

  34. Ted_Goodlove November 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm #

    Okay Mario it is!

    BoBo!?!?!? Don’t ask…it’s a long, long, steamy, erotic, yet sensual story!

  35. TrappDog November 2, 2009 at 8:06 am #

    The Notorious PTD has an awesome memory, although I do look more like Tony Orlando… “Tie a yellow ribbon, round the ole oak treeeee”.

  36. Ted_Goodlove November 2, 2009 at 10:00 am #

    Damn it people….you have to see this from the Director's Vision! Alright, a strung out – long haired Tony Orlando…singing the heavy metal version of the “yellow ribbon” song. If you push this and ask for washboard abs, then I'll go a whole other route and have Tommy Lee (eco-friendly version) play your character!

  37. TrappDog November 2, 2009 at 8:06 am #

    The Notorious PTD has an awesome memory, although I do look more like Tony Orlando… “Tie a yellow ribbon, round the ole oak treeeee”.

  38. Ted_Goodlove November 2, 2009 at 10:00 am #

    Damn it people….you have to see this from the Director’s Vision! Alright, a strung out – long haired Tony Orlando…singing the heavy metal version of the “yellow ribbon” song. If you push this and ask for washboard abs, then I’ll go a whole other route and have Tommy Lee (eco-friendly version) play your character!

    Work with me Trapp!

  39. TrappDog November 3, 2009 at 9:28 am #

    This is the greatest idea. I need to find a nightclub that will let me do this. I could have a needle sticking out of my arm, and fall off the stage at the end!

  40. TrappDog November 3, 2009 at 9:28 am #

    This is the greatest idea. I need to find a nightclub that will let me do this. I could have a needle sticking out of my arm, and fall off the stage at the end!

  41. TrappDog November 3, 2009 at 5:28 pm #

    This is the greatest idea. I need to find a nightclub that will let me do this. I could have a needle sticking out of my arm, and fall off the stage at the end!

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