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Fake egg white pasta type thing

So I’ve been eating Shirataki noodles which are made out of tofu and mung bean paste and then infused with fart smell and pressed into a noodle shape. They’re not bad. I had to google the hell out of them though because I began to wonder if they were really as low calorie and low carb as they claim and my biggest fear in life, after death of my loved ones, is that uninvited calories are creeping into my food. While googling I read about a low carb pasta alternative made with eggs. You just pour a really thin layer of eggs (I used egg whites) into a pan and cook it and then chill it and then roll it up and cut and make something pasta-esque. I tried it and it was pretty good.

Egg white pasta

Fake egg white pasta type thing

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12 Responses to Fake egg white pasta type thing

  1. dylan September 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    that stuff looks foul… no offense.

  2. MikeyRosen September 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

    Interesting… I may try that. What did you put on it for flavor?

  3. The Canadian Sensation September 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm #

    Looks like a shredded Box Jellyfish.

  4. dylan September 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm #

    that stuff looks foul… no offense.

  5. mykey_moon September 9, 2009 at 1:32 pm #

    Interesting… I may try that. What did you put on it for flavor?

  6. The PTDemo September 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm #

    Looks like a shredded Box Jellyfish.

  7. boinkity September 9, 2009 at 10:39 pm #

    Please don't take this the wrong way, but after seeing some of your vids from a couple years ago, I think you look pretty good with a few more calories in your diet. I just think that most people look even better when there are more calories stuck to your body… that's all. Extra calories can be sexy!!! If you are one of those people that don't have a lot of calories, I hope I didn't offend you.

  8. boinkity September 9, 2009 at 9:39 pm #

    Please don’t take this the wrong way, but after seeing some of your vids from a couple years ago, I think you look pretty good with a few more calories in your diet. I just think that most people look even better when there are more calories stuck to your body… that’s all. Extra calories can be sexy!!! If you are one of those people that don’t have a lot of calories, I hope I didn’t offend you.

  9. Joe September 10, 2009 at 4:26 am #

    Hey everybody – leftovers tonight at Alison's place!

    I'll bring red wine and Doritos.

  10. boinkity September 10, 2009 at 5:39 am #

    Please don't take this the wrong way, but after seeing some of your vids from a couple years ago, I think you look pretty good with a few more calories in your diet. I just think that most people look even better when there are more calories stuck to your body… that's all. Extra calories can be sexy!!! If you are one of those people that don't have a lot of calories, I hope I didn't offend you.

  11. Joe September 10, 2009 at 3:26 am #

    Hey everybody – leftovers tonight at Alison’s place!

    I’ll bring red wine and Doritos.

  12. Joe September 10, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    Hey everybody – leftovers tonight at Alison's place!

    I'll bring red wine and Doritos.

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