I can see a new project emerging from this. The Alison Rosen video guide to bike riding for teens and young adults. A series of how to guides for people looking to not only provide cheap transportation in urban environments, but to promote the safety and wellness issues bike riding can give you. Can't wait.
Alison, Alison, Alison… we really needed a full body shot of the riding outfit. If it's good enough for the people on the streets of Brooklyn, it's good enough for your loyal Daily Alison viewers.
And just remember… you may not have nuts but you do have chesticles.
haha… Dustin cracked me up in this vid with the whole, “If I were a girl” analysis. I think Alison would be one of those nice guys who can never get a date because, as a man, Alison would use really cheesy pick up lines like, “You must be tired, because you've been running in my mind all day long!” Alison would probably be called Al by his friends, and they would all tell him to “be quiet” during sporting events on tv. Also, Al would call his dad everyday, for the Daily Al, and Papa Rosen would say, “Get a haircut you hippie!” and Mamma Rosen would say, “have you met any nice girls yet in New York City?” and Al would respond, “You just don't understand me!” Al would probably ask all the Daily Al fans to come to NYC to a apartment party, and then ask them for tips to pick up chicks. Just guessing.
I can see a new project emerging from this. The Alison Rosen video guide to bike riding for teens and young adults. A series of how to guides for people looking to not only provide cheap transportation in urban environments, but to promote the safety and wellness issues bike riding can give you. Can’t wait.
Alison, Alison, Alison… we really needed a full body shot of the riding outfit. If it’s good enough for the people on the streets of Brooklyn, it’s good enough for your loyal Daily Alison viewers.
And just remember… you may not have nuts but you do have chesticles.
haha… Dustin cracked me up in this vid with the whole, “If I were a girl” analysis. I think Alison would be one of those nice guys who can never get a date because, as a man, Alison would use really cheesy pick up lines like, “You must be tired, because you’ve been running in my mind all day long!” Alison would probably be called Al by his friends, and they would all tell him to “be quiet” during sporting events on tv. Also, Al would call his dad everyday, for the Daily Al, and Papa Rosen would say, “Get a haircut you hippie!” and Mamma Rosen would say, “have you met any nice girls yet in New York City?” and Al would respond, “You just don’t understand me!” Al would probably ask all the Daily Al fans to come to NYC to a apartment party, and then ask them for tips to pick up chicks. Just guessing.
” If I were a boy was considered one of the worst songs of 2008 with a hackneyed theme about pissed off girls regarding their men. At least Dustin was original in this vid..Kudos to him for that……………”
” If I were a boy was considered one of the worst songs of 2008 with a hackneyed theme about pissed off girls regarding their men. At least Dustin was original in this vid..Kudos to him for that……………”
I wish I still had a bicycle. Old age begins when you move from a bike to a car, in other words, around age 17. But being a creepy slimeball is forever, Joe. You should embrace your inner CS.
Questions for Alison: Didn't you borrow Dustin's bike? How did you both ride? Did Dustin borrow one from someone else? How can I get a free bicycle?
In the future, it would be great if you and Dustin rode around Brooklyn on a bicycle built for two, or sharing one bike, with Dustin on the handlebar.
I wish I still had a bicycle. Old age begins when you move from a bike to a car, in other words, around age 17. But being a creepy slimeball is forever, Joe. You should embrace your inner CS.
Questions for Alison: Didn’t you borrow Dustin’s bike? How did you both ride? Did Dustin borrow one from someone else? How can I get a free bicycle?
In the future, it would be great if you and Dustin rode around Brooklyn on a bicycle built for two, or sharing one bike, with Dustin on the handlebar.
I wish I still had a bicycle. Old age begins when you move from a bike to a car, in other words, around age 17. But being a creepy slimeball is forever, Joe. You should embrace your inner CS.
Questions for Alison: Didn't you borrow Dustin's bike? How did you both ride? Did Dustin borrow one from someone else? How can I get a free bicycle?
In the future, it would be great if you and Dustin rode around Brooklyn on a bicycle built for two, or sharing one bike, with Dustin on the handlebar.
Your special fans demand to see the “bikeridingoutfit”
There's no doubt in my mind, Dustin was a female in a previous life.
I can see a new project emerging from this. The Alison Rosen video guide to bike riding for teens and young adults. A series of how to guides for people looking to not only provide cheap transportation in urban environments, but to promote the safety and wellness issues bike riding can give you. Can't wait.
Alison, Alison, Alison… we really needed a full body shot of the riding outfit. If it's good enough for the people on the streets of Brooklyn, it's good enough for your loyal Daily Alison viewers.
And just remember… you may not have nuts but you do have chesticles.
haha… Dustin cracked me up in this vid with the whole, “If I were a girl” analysis. I think Alison would be one of those nice guys who can never get a date because, as a man, Alison would use really cheesy pick up lines like, “You must be tired, because you've been running in my mind all day long!” Alison would probably be called Al by his friends, and they would all tell him to “be quiet” during sporting events on tv. Also, Al would call his dad everyday, for the Daily Al, and Papa Rosen would say, “Get a haircut you hippie!” and Mamma Rosen would say, “have you met any nice girls yet in New York City?” and Al would respond, “You just don't understand me!” Al would probably ask all the Daily Al fans to come to NYC to a apartment party, and then ask them for tips to pick up chicks. Just guessing.
Your special fans demand to see the “bikeridingoutfit”
There’s no doubt in my mind, Dustin was a female in a previous life.
I can see a new project emerging from this. The Alison Rosen video guide to bike riding for teens and young adults. A series of how to guides for people looking to not only provide cheap transportation in urban environments, but to promote the safety and wellness issues bike riding can give you. Can’t wait.
Alison, Alison, Alison… we really needed a full body shot of the riding outfit. If it’s good enough for the people on the streets of Brooklyn, it’s good enough for your loyal Daily Alison viewers.
And just remember… you may not have nuts but you do have chesticles.
haha… Dustin cracked me up in this vid with the whole, “If I were a girl” analysis. I think Alison would be one of those nice guys who can never get a date because, as a man, Alison would use really cheesy pick up lines like, “You must be tired, because you’ve been running in my mind all day long!” Alison would probably be called Al by his friends, and they would all tell him to “be quiet” during sporting events on tv. Also, Al would call his dad everyday, for the Daily Al, and Papa Rosen would say, “Get a haircut you hippie!” and Mamma Rosen would say, “have you met any nice girls yet in New York City?” and Al would respond, “You just don’t understand me!” Al would probably ask all the Daily Al fans to come to NYC to a apartment party, and then ask them for tips to pick up chicks. Just guessing.
you looked fine, and entertaining as always!
” If I were a boy was considered one of the worst songs of 2008 with a hackneyed theme about pissed off girls regarding their men. At least Dustin was original in this vid..Kudos to him for that……………”
you looked fine, and entertaining as always!
” If I were a boy was considered one of the worst songs of 2008 with a hackneyed theme about pissed off girls regarding their men. At least Dustin was original in this vid..Kudos to him for that……………”
Unlike all these internet creeps (especially Joe) that want to see your biker shorts….I'm just pleased to see you living a healthy lifestyle…..
P.S. – Dustin, next time can you get a booty shot of Alison on the bike?
HEYYYY…. I may be a slimeball but I'm not a creep.
I wish I still had a bicycle. Old age begins when you move from a bike to a car, in other words, around age 17. But being a creepy slimeball is forever, Joe. You should embrace your inner CS.
Questions for Alison: Didn't you borrow Dustin's bike? How did you both ride? Did Dustin borrow one from someone else? How can I get a free bicycle?
In the future, it would be great if you and Dustin rode around Brooklyn on a bicycle built for two, or sharing one bike, with Dustin on the handlebar.
Unlike all these internet creeps (especially Joe) that want to see your biker shorts….I’m just pleased to see you living a healthy lifestyle…..
P.S. – Dustin, next time can you get a booty shot of Alison on the bike?
HEYYYY…. I may be a slimeball but I’m not a creep.
I wish I still had a bicycle. Old age begins when you move from a bike to a car, in other words, around age 17. But being a creepy slimeball is forever, Joe. You should embrace your inner CS.
Questions for Alison: Didn’t you borrow Dustin’s bike? How did you both ride? Did Dustin borrow one from someone else? How can I get a free bicycle?
In the future, it would be great if you and Dustin rode around Brooklyn on a bicycle built for two, or sharing one bike, with Dustin on the handlebar.
Unlike all these internet creeps (especially Joe) that want to see your biker shorts….I'm just pleased to see you living a healthy lifestyle…..
P.S. – Dustin, next time can you get a booty shot of Alison on the bike?
HEYYYY…. I may be a slimeball but I'm not a creep.
I wish I still had a bicycle. Old age begins when you move from a bike to a car, in other words, around age 17. But being a creepy slimeball is forever, Joe. You should embrace your inner CS.
Questions for Alison: Didn't you borrow Dustin's bike? How did you both ride? Did Dustin borrow one from someone else? How can I get a free bicycle?
In the future, it would be great if you and Dustin rode around Brooklyn on a bicycle built for two, or sharing one bike, with Dustin on the handlebar.