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Buy the book I'm in!

So I told you guys that one of my precious tweets will be published in
Twitter Wit, right? The book is coming out tomorrow and if you buy it through this link which I’m pasting at the bottom and putting all over this post apparently I will get a wee little cut of the money through Amazon referrals and you know what that means, don’t you? It means I can buy more props for my dumb videos! Leeks ain’t cheap folks. And don’t even get me started on the child’s snorkeling gear. I’m going to have to have a child and live near a swimmable body of water to make that purchase worthwhile.

Anywhoozles, I read the first many pages of this book (looking for my name) and this shit is funny. All sorts of famous people are in it. I heartily endorse it. Please buy it? If you want. No pressure. (But if you do, buy it through this link please. I’m going to go give my piggy bank a pep talk right now. MAKE WAY FOR PENNIES, PIGGY!) (Just kidding. Like I’d name my piggy bank Piggy? What am I, five?) (Her name is Wilbur!)

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0061897272/alisrose-20

Oh and evidently tomorrow is the day when you should buy it because then it’ll get on some bestseller list and we’ll all live happily ever after or something.

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13 Responses to Buy the book I'm in!

  1. robby August 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm #

    i love how the kindle version is more expensive than the physical version.

  2. MikeyRosen August 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm #

    I would be happy to buy it.

  3. robby August 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm #

    i love how the kindle version is more expensive than the physical version.

  4. mykey_moon August 24, 2009 at 3:54 pm #

    I would be happy to buy it.

  5. boinkity August 24, 2009 at 9:24 pm #

    Yeah, I'm not buying it unless I can get another autograph. This is how I play.

  6. Jefferson August 24, 2009 at 10:10 pm #

    I dunno… it says the people who bought this book also bought “Twitter for Dummies.” And I ain't no dummy. *spits*

  7. ecgladstone August 24, 2009 at 11:11 pm #

    Who can turn the world on with her “Anywhoozles?” 😉 (sung to the tune of…well, you know)

  8. boinkity August 24, 2009 at 8:24 pm #

    Yeah, I’m not buying it unless I can get another autograph. This is how I play.

  9. Jefferson August 24, 2009 at 9:10 pm #

    I dunno… it says the people who bought this book also bought “Twitter for Dummies.” And I ain’t no dummy. *spits*

  10. ecgladstone August 24, 2009 at 10:11 pm #

    Who can turn the world on with her “Anywhoozles?” 😉 (sung to the tune of…well, you know)

  11. Anonymous August 26, 2009 at 12:56 am #

    “The NEw York Times comments MAGNIFICENT and The Boston Globe remarks A DASH OF PLEASANTRY FOR THE TWITTERERS AT HEART….”

  12. Anonymous August 25, 2009 at 11:56 pm #

    “The NEw York Times comments MAGNIFICENT and The Boston Globe remarks A DASH OF PLEASANTRY FOR THE TWITTERERS AT HEART….”

  13. Anonymous August 26, 2009 at 7:56 am #

    “The NEw York Times comments MAGNIFICENT and The Boston Globe remarks A DASH OF PLEASANTRY FOR THE TWITTERERS AT HEART….”

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