You know how they say you find love when you’re least looking? Here are some other things you find when you’re least looking:
movie stubs
lint
that you drove 20 minutes in the wrong direction
weird body hair
normal body hair
but who can really say what’s normal, you know?
a crumbly piece of paper you left in your jeans and put in the wash
that you ate a lot of grapes
pennies (note: not from heaven)
that thing you were looking for but don’t need anymore
pen caps
I often find lumps on my nut sack and pimples between that area where your ass is and your hamstring begins just beneath your lower butt muscle.
Yeah. Good times.
Go away you weirdo! How can you use the word “ass” and then in the very same sentence type “hamstring?” Freak!
Sometimes you find funny cat videos on YouTube when you are least looking for anything funny about cats.
I often find lumps on my nut sack and pimples between that area where your ass is and your hamstring begins just beneath your lower butt muscle.
Yeah. Good times.
Go away you weirdo! How can you use the word “ass” and then in the very same sentence type “hamstring?” Freak!
Sometimes you find funny cat videos on YouTube when you are least looking for anything funny about cats.
Lately, I've found Mr. Rosen….while watching these clips!
Lately, I’ve found Mr. Rosen….while watching these clips!
That thing someone was looking for, that you swore you didn't take.
Lately, I've found Mr. Rosen….while watching these clips!
That thing someone was looking for, that you swore you didn’t take.
That thing someone was looking for, that you swore you didn't take.