stomach distended as if from ingestion of beach ball
friends invite you to beach with one caveat: no eating the beach ball this time
burps smell like latex
lunch was pizza and a beach ball
the beach ball is missing and you’re strangely full
someone bet you $100 bucks you couldn’t eat a beach ball. you’re holding $100!
“you're holding $100!” Heh.
Also…
– You can float in water for the first time in your life
– People keep hitting you over volleyball nets
– Everyone you bump into goes flying over 50 feet
– Alison's dad uses you to moor his boat
– You feel like you're about to have a ginormous bowel movement
COME BACK SOON ALISON – THE EAST COAST IS BORING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!
You are at a baseball game or concert, and the people are hitting you with their fist and cheering as you fly from one place to another.
“you’re holding $100!” Heh.
Also…
– You can float in water for the first time in your life
– People keep hitting you over volleyball nets
– Everyone you bump into goes flying over 50 feet
– Alison’s dad uses you to moor his boat
– You feel like you’re about to have a ginormous bowel movement
COME BACK SOON ALISON – THE EAST COAST IS BORING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!
You are at a baseball game or concert, and the people are hitting you with their fist and cheering as you fly from one place to another.
Your suddenly drawn to the idea that draping yourself in a volleyball net is 'high fashion'
Your suddenly drawn to the idea that draping yourself in a volleyball net is ‘high fashion’
Eaten a beach ball? What's up with that?
Your suddenly drawn to the idea that draping yourself in a volleyball net is 'high fashion'
Eaten a beach ball? What’s up with that?
Eaten a beach ball? What's up with that?