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Hi, I suck!

You guys, I kind of suck. I didn’t do a Daily Alison today because I’m on deadline working on a story and haven’t really slept in two days. As such you can imagine my skin is glowing and I’m a vision in sweatpants. I wasn’t going to point out that I hadn’t done an episode today, in fact I was hoping you wouldn’t notice, but then I went and shot off my mouth. Goddamnit, me! So now I’m just waiting for some news to break so I can figure out which way to go. The options?

1. To sleep

2. Not to sleep

3. Somewhere else

4. On a journey of discovery

5. On a day trip

6. Go-Karting

7. This could really be funnier

8. I’m sleepy

9. Go-Karting

10. Shit I already said that.

11. Huh?

Oh and also today I was… um… okay I lost interest in telling that story in the middle of the story. Let’s hope tomorrow is funnier and more awesome. I should probably unpack one of these days, huh? I should have put that on the list!

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11 Responses to Hi, I suck!

  1. Jefferson July 24, 2009 at 8:01 pm #

    The obvious solution is to write your story the way you want the event to happen, then influence the event to match your story. Of course, this may require a small caliber firearm or bowl of pudding.

  2. Anonymous July 24, 2009 at 8:30 pm #

    “I'm sure there is a massive cattle suicide impending following news of this disappointment. Even cows like ALison RoSen…..”

  3. boinkity July 24, 2009 at 9:43 pm #

    I don't really care about your deadline Alison…. the truth is…. I miss Momma and Papa Rosen 🙁

    Do you think they'd send me an autograph picture? Black & White glossy with a Sharpie for the writing? I'd like them to write, “Dear Boinkity! Thanks for being our #1 fan! ~Momma and Papa Rosen”

  4. Jefferson July 24, 2009 at 7:01 pm #

    The obvious solution is to write your story the way you want the event to happen, then influence the event to match your story. Of course, this may require a small caliber firearm or bowl of pudding.

  5. Anonymous July 24, 2009 at 7:30 pm #

    “I’m sure there is a massive cattle suicide impending following news of this disappointment. Even cows like ALison RoSen…..”

  6. boinkity July 24, 2009 at 8:43 pm #

    I don’t really care about your deadline Alison…. the truth is…. I miss Momma and Papa Rosen 🙁

    Do you think they’d send me an autograph picture? Black & White glossy with a Sharpie for the writing? I’d like them to write, “Dear Boinkity! Thanks for being our #1 fan! ~Momma and Papa Rosen”

  7. Joe July 25, 2009 at 4:17 am #

    You didn't post a video? *&*P&(*^T&#*&)@Q^)&*0+_(&)%*&)@&#)^9u_(*^#$+!!!!!

    That's OK. We'll consider this a teachable moment.

    I guess I may as well go watch TODAY, even though I hate TODAY. There's only one thing I hate more than watching TODAY —- it's watching TODAY.

  8. Joe July 25, 2009 at 3:17 am #

    You didn’t post a video? *&*P&(*^T&#*&)@Q^)&*0+_(&)%*&)@&#)^9u_(*^#$+!!!!!

    That’s OK. We’ll consider this a teachable moment.

    I guess I may as well go watch TODAY, even though I hate TODAY. There’s only one thing I hate more than watching TODAY —- it’s watching TODAY.

  9. Ted_Goodlove July 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm #

    Dude, you never suck! But I recommend sleep….

    I'm with Boink…..could Ma and Pa Rosen, send me an autographed black and white….with the caption “Too our future son-in-law”

    Thanks!

  10. Ted_Goodlove July 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm #

    Dude, you never suck! But I recommend sleep….

    I’m with Boink…..could Ma and Pa Rosen, send me an autographed black and white….with the caption “Too our future son-in-law”

    Thanks!

  11. Ted_Goodlove July 25, 2009 at 10:13 pm #

    Dude, you never suck! But I recommend sleep….

    I'm with Boink…..could Ma and Pa Rosen, send me an autographed black and white….with the caption “Too our future son-in-law”

    Thanks!

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