You guys, I kind of suck. I didn’t do a Daily Alison today because I’m on deadline working on a story and haven’t really slept in two days. As such you can imagine my skin is glowing and I’m a vision in sweatpants. I wasn’t going to point out that I hadn’t done an episode today, in fact I was hoping you wouldn’t notice, but then I went and shot off my mouth. Goddamnit, me! So now I’m just waiting for some news to break so I can figure out which way to go. The options?
1. To sleep
2. Not to sleep
3. Somewhere else
4. On a journey of discovery
5. On a day trip
6. Go-Karting
7. This could really be funnier
8. I’m sleepy
9. Go-Karting
10. Shit I already said that.
11. Huh?
Oh and also today I was… um… okay I lost interest in telling that story in the middle of the story. Let’s hope tomorrow is funnier and more awesome. I should probably unpack one of these days, huh? I should have put that on the list!
The obvious solution is to write your story the way you want the event to happen, then influence the event to match your story. Of course, this may require a small caliber firearm or bowl of pudding.
“I'm sure there is a massive cattle suicide impending following news of this disappointment. Even cows like ALison RoSen…..”
I don't really care about your deadline Alison…. the truth is…. I miss Momma and Papa Rosen 🙁
Do you think they'd send me an autograph picture? Black & White glossy with a Sharpie for the writing? I'd like them to write, “Dear Boinkity! Thanks for being our #1 fan! ~Momma and Papa Rosen”
The obvious solution is to write your story the way you want the event to happen, then influence the event to match your story. Of course, this may require a small caliber firearm or bowl of pudding.
“I’m sure there is a massive cattle suicide impending following news of this disappointment. Even cows like ALison RoSen…..”
I don’t really care about your deadline Alison…. the truth is…. I miss Momma and Papa Rosen 🙁
Do you think they’d send me an autograph picture? Black & White glossy with a Sharpie for the writing? I’d like them to write, “Dear Boinkity! Thanks for being our #1 fan! ~Momma and Papa Rosen”
You didn't post a video? *&*P&(*^T&#*&)@Q^)&*0+_(&)%*&)@&#)^9u_(*^#$+!!!!!
That's OK. We'll consider this a teachable moment.
I guess I may as well go watch TODAY, even though I hate TODAY. There's only one thing I hate more than watching TODAY —- it's watching TODAY.
You didn’t post a video? *&*P&(*^T&#*&)@Q^)&*0+_(&)%*&)@&#)^9u_(*^#$+!!!!!
That’s OK. We’ll consider this a teachable moment.
I guess I may as well go watch TODAY, even though I hate TODAY. There’s only one thing I hate more than watching TODAY —- it’s watching TODAY.
Dude, you never suck! But I recommend sleep….
I'm with Boink…..could Ma and Pa Rosen, send me an autographed black and white….with the caption “Too our future son-in-law”
Thanks!
Dude, you never suck! But I recommend sleep….
I’m with Boink…..could Ma and Pa Rosen, send me an autographed black and white….with the caption “Too our future son-in-law”
Thanks!
Dude, you never suck! But I recommend sleep….
I'm with Boink…..could Ma and Pa Rosen, send me an autographed black and white….with the caption “Too our future son-in-law”
Thanks!