The opposite of love is not hate, it’s techno
You know the Ziploc commercial with the tiger who can’t smell the food? It took them months to complete the commercial because the tiger kept eating the sound guy!
Only assholes use three pronged forks
You can tell a lot about a person by which side they part their hair on
Parallel parking accounts for one-fifth of all parking
The “i” in iPhone stands for imaginary
A remake of Silver Spoons was in the works for years but ultimately didn’t happen because they couldn’t get Alphonso Ribiero to sign on
In a pinch, Bibb lettuce can be used as a bibb
Judy Blume is working on a sequel to Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret called Hey Margaret, What’s Up? She’s also considering calling it ‘Sup, Margaret?
Ice skating is twice as popular as roller skating but three times more deadly than just watching TV
Diet soda is responsible for twenty percent of all burps
Fear of clowns is called Bozophobia
Five-sixths of all people who respond to the question “Know what I mean?” in the affirmative actually have no idea what you mean
Jumping Jacks are named after a really jumpy guy named, you guessed it: Barry
Ice skating is only deadly when you're in competition against Tonya Harding. But even then you'll probably just end up with a busted knee cap or two.
Ice skating is only deadly when you’re in competition against Tonya Harding. But even then you’ll probably just end up with a busted knee cap or two.
That's not exactly true about Alphonso Ribiero. He wanted to participate but the producers wanted him to lose 20 pounds for the role and play 'extra cool'. He wanted to lose weight for the role but, at that point, he was contractually obligated by Medina and company at Fresh Prince to remain the square to Will Smith's cool guy. And at that point the negotiations broke down.
Recently there has been talk of another Silver Spoons remake. This time with Rick Shroeder reprising his role as Ricky Stratton as an adult father, Meaghan Fox as his love interest, and the main teen roles would be played by Ben Stiller and Ja Rule.
That’s not exactly true about Alphonso Ribiero. He wanted to participate but the producers wanted him to lose 20 pounds for the role and play ‘extra cool’. He wanted to lose weight for the role but, at that point, he was contractually obligated by Medina and company at Fresh Prince to remain the square to Will Smith’s cool guy. And at that point the negotiations broke down.
Recently there has been talk of another Silver Spoons remake. This time with Rick Shroeder reprising his role as Ricky Stratton as an adult father, Meaghan Fox as his love interest, and the main teen roles would be played by Ben Stiller and Ja Rule.
How do you think that makes prong-challenged forks feel?
How do you think that makes prong-challenged forks feel?
How do you think that makes prong-challenged forks feel?