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Things I said goodbye to this morning

Well it’s finally happened. Despite the fact that I’m hugely successful and everything’s all aces and shit’s going gangbusters and my greatest problem is that my wallet is too small to accommodate all my money (it’s like a fat lettuce sandwich… especially since last night I replaced the cash inside with lettuce) I had to call up the cable company and downgrade because I decided that a fun thing to do would be to pinch pennies.

Seriously, don’t throw anything at me right now because I won’t be able to catch it because my hands are busy pinching pennies.

So goodbye Hallmark Channel which I used to MASH on. Goodbye BIO channel which I always meant to watch more especially since I’m on you the time. Goodbye DIY channel—perhaps the cruelest salutation of them all since I enjoyed many of your shows even if I sometimes liked the before bathroom better than the after. Goodbye G4, which I also never really watched but enjoyed having the option of watching. Goodbye Travel channel—I never watched you and I’m sorry about that. What can I say now to make it ok? You deserved better. Goodbye National Geographic Channel—wait, maybe this isn’t goodbye? I hope not because I like The Dog Whisperer however if this is goodbye, please think of me fondly and I promise to do the same. Goodbye MTV2, Fuse, Reelz and all the HD channels. Maybe I should have appreciated you more while I still had you? Still, you were a comforting presence and now you just stare at me blankly, flashing that number I can call to purchase you. I will not be beguiled! Nor will I be seduced. We had our time together and it was sweet but I have to move on.

God, when will the pain stop? It’s been a good hour or more yet I’m still stuck in that place, thinking about the past.

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36 Responses to Things I said goodbye to this morning

  1. mager June 17, 2009 at 10:59 am #

    Ditch cable and just use the web.

  2. Trevor V. Stockinger June 17, 2009 at 11:02 am #

    Great blog!

  3. Russ June 17, 2009 at 11:28 am #

    TV is a nice background sound if your ears are ringing, except of course when Alison is on, So beautiful, And I think maybe she has a sense of humor too. Oh well…back to my book

  4. Joe June 17, 2009 at 11:50 am #

    You may find you don't miss those channels very much, Miss R. One of the things I can get really worked up about is the cable company. I watch maybe 10 stations – why do I have to pay for 60 or 70? It's like going to the grocery store and having to buy 20 different cereals when you only eat 2 or 3.

    I really got worked up a couple of years ago when Comast took over Adelphia. The cable rate went up AND we lost some channels like TCM. I just love paying more and getting less. I COULD get TCM, but I refuse to go to the next tier and pay a lot more each month and get 20 more channel's I don't want.

  5. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 11:53 am #

    Quite possibly the saddest Alison Rosen post ever….I too just downgraded….I got rid of HBO, Showtime and The Movie Channel…..there wasn't EVER a show I liked on those channels. I'm holding on to Netflix because I hope they improve the XBOX live streaming….but that is sadly my own hell that I deal with.

    Isn't Anna on the G4 channel?

  6. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 11:58 am #

    Oh and maybe you could do a 3 way with Frangela….I think we need some diversity on the Daily Rosen. You know those ladies would be a riot.

  7. alisonrosen June 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm #

    They would be great! I wonder how I reach them? Hey Frangela, if you're reading this, contact me. (There, I put it out to the universe. Waiting patiently in the universe now.)

  8. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm #

    The universe has responded back….this was from their website:

    To book Frangela for your next event please click on the button below (by clicking the email below appeared), or call Theodore Gekis or Daniel Ribera of Gekis-Ribera Management at (323) 344-1324

    ted@gekisribera.com

    Good luck Ro Ro

  9. alisonrosen June 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm #

    Thanks universe (Ted)!

  10. mager June 17, 2009 at 9:59 am #

    Ditch cable and just use the web.

  11. Trevor V. Stockinger June 17, 2009 at 10:02 am #

    Great blog!

  12. Russ June 17, 2009 at 10:28 am #

    TV is a nice background sound if your ears are ringing, except of course when Alison is on, So beautiful, And I think maybe she has a sense of humor too. Oh well…back to my book

  13. robby June 17, 2009 at 1:29 pm #

    what about fox news? are you still going to be able to watch yourself on redeye?

  14. Joe June 17, 2009 at 10:50 am #

    You may find you don’t miss those channels very much, Miss R. One of the things I can get really worked up about is the cable company. I watch maybe 10 stations – why do I have to pay for 60 or 70? It’s like going to the grocery store and having to buy 20 different cereals when you only eat 2 or 3.

    I really got worked up a couple of years ago when Comast took over Adelphia. The cable rate went up AND we lost some channels like TCM. I just love paying more and getting less. I COULD get TCM, but I refuse to go to the next tier and pay a lot more each month and get 20 more channel’s I don’t want.

  15. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 10:53 am #

    Quite possibly the saddest Alison Rosen post ever….I too just downgraded….I got rid of HBO, Showtime and The Movie Channel…..there wasn’t EVER a show I liked on those channels. I’m holding on to Netflix because I hope they improve the XBOX live streaming….but that is sadly my own hell that I deal with.

    Isn’t Anna on the G4 channel?

  16. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 10:58 am #

    Oh and maybe you could do a 3 way with Frangela….I think we need some diversity on the Daily Rosen. You know those ladies would be a riot.

  17. Alison Rosen June 17, 2009 at 11:21 am #

    They would be great! I wonder how I reach them? Hey Frangela, if you’re reading this, contact me. (There, I put it out to the universe. Waiting patiently in the universe now.)

  18. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 11:52 am #

    The universe has responded back….this was from their website:

    To book Frangela for your next event please click on the button below (by clicking the email below appeared), or call Theodore Gekis or Daniel Ribera of Gekis-Ribera Management at (323) 344-1324

    ted@gekisribera.com

    Good luck Ro Ro

  19. Alison Rosen June 17, 2009 at 11:54 am #

    Thanks universe (Ted)!

  20. The 6 Sides of Prototype June 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    Just switch to Verizon FiOs. Much better than Time Warner. You get a lot more channels that come as basic. Only channels you have to pay for are the typical Starz, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, TMC, etc.

  21. robby June 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm #

    what about fox news? are you still going to be able to watch yourself on redeye?

  22. The PTDemo June 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm #

    Just switch to Verizon FiOs. Much better than Time Warner. You get a lot more channels that come as basic. Only channels you have to pay for are the typical Starz, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, TMC, etc.

  23. Kelly Hunter June 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm #

    I have to do this soon too.. :0( however since we have have lost red eye again here in Australia, i think i'll just get rid of the cable all together.

  24. mager June 17, 2009 at 5:59 pm #

    Ditch cable and just use the web.

  25. Trevor V. Stockinger June 17, 2009 at 6:02 pm #

    Great blog!

  26. Russ June 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm #

    TV is a nice background sound if your ears are ringing, except of course when Alison is on, So beautiful, And I think maybe she has a sense of humor too. Oh well…back to my book

  27. Joe June 17, 2009 at 6:50 pm #

    You may find you don't miss those channels very much, Miss R. One of the things I can get really worked up about is the cable company. I watch maybe 10 stations – why do I have to pay for 60 or 70? It's like going to the grocery store and having to buy 20 different cereals when you only eat 2 or 3.

    I really got worked up a couple of years ago when Comast took over Adelphia. The cable rate went up AND we lost some channels like TCM. I just love paying more and getting less. I COULD get TCM, but I refuse to go to the next tier and pay a lot more each month and get 20 more channel's I don't want.

  28. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm #

    Quite possibly the saddest Alison Rosen post ever….I too just downgraded….I got rid of HBO, Showtime and The Movie Channel…..there wasn't EVER a show I liked on those channels. I'm holding on to Netflix because I hope they improve the XBOX live streaming….but that is sadly my own hell that I deal with.

    Isn't Anna on the G4 channel?

  29. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 6:58 pm #

    Oh and maybe you could do a 3 way with Frangela….I think we need some diversity on the Daily Rosen. You know those ladies would be a riot.

  30. alisonrosen June 17, 2009 at 7:21 pm #

    They would be great! I wonder how I reach them? Hey Frangela, if you're reading this, contact me. (There, I put it out to the universe. Waiting patiently in the universe now.)

  31. Kelly Hunter June 17, 2009 at 4:36 pm #

    I have to do this soon too.. :0( however since we have have lost red eye again here in Australia, i think i’ll just get rid of the cable all together.

  32. Ted_Goodlove June 17, 2009 at 7:52 pm #

    The universe has responded back….this was from their website:

    To book Frangela for your next event please click on the button below (by clicking the email below appeared), or call Theodore Gekis or Daniel Ribera of Gekis-Ribera Management at (323) 344-1324

    ted@gekisribera.com

    Good luck Ro Ro

  33. alisonrosen June 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm #

    Thanks universe (Ted)!

  34. robby June 17, 2009 at 8:29 pm #

    what about fox news? are you still going to be able to watch yourself on redeye?

  35. The PTDemo June 17, 2009 at 10:19 pm #

    Just switch to Verizon FiOs. Much better than Time Warner. You get a lot more channels that come as basic. Only channels you have to pay for are the typical Starz, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, TMC, etc.

  36. Kelly Hunter June 18, 2009 at 12:36 am #

    I have to do this soon too.. :0( however since we have have lost red eye again here in Australia, i think i'll just get rid of the cable all together.

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