My friend Wendy Molyneux and her husband Jeff Drake and Brooke Dillman and Tuc Watkins made this hilarious video which I think you should watch if you enjoy laughing. If you don’t enjoy laughing, then please dip into my archives and read about when I nearly choked to death on a pickle.
Wait a second….that's the couple from Reg from down the block……
I liked that line, “He's not just a detective…he's a pussy!” LOL
Wait a second….that’s the couple from Reg from down the block……
I liked that line, “He’s not just a detective…he’s a pussy!” LOL
“That mentalist spoof made me rip out a strand of hair from my head, tied it to crumpled paper, and then lift it high enough as if to float without any visible strings attached….”
Hey Ali, how's your donations page doing? Makes me think you're planning a telethon on Ustream.
Can I get a free tote bag with a donation of $100 or more? Or maybe the free DVD for members who join at the $500 Level?
The Telethon could be stellar, all you have to do is raffle or auction off a dinner with Alison Rosen.
You would have a ball with it. You get to wear those headsets. And Dustin could man the phones.
You can also work in the home shopping angle.
“It's viewers like you…”
Oh my God, that's kind of an amazing idea. You think people would open their hearts and pocketbooks for a dinner with me? Because I need to replenish my props budget. That scuba junk was expensive! And unreturnable. (Ok I didn't try, but used snorkels aren't in high demand.)
“That mentalist spoof made me rip out a strand of hair from my head, tied it to crumpled paper, and then lift it high enough as if to float without any visible strings attached….”
Hey Ali, how’s your donations page doing? Makes me think you’re planning a telethon on Ustream.
Can I get a free tote bag with a donation of $100 or more? Or maybe the free DVD for members who join at the $500 Level?
The Telethon could be stellar, all you have to do is raffle or auction off a dinner with Alison Rosen.
You would have a ball with it. You get to wear those headsets. And Dustin could man the phones.
You can also work in the home shopping angle.
“It’s viewers like you…”
Yup, I totally do. That's just the start. You can do birthday parties, private functions. And don't overlook the opportunity to visit your fans in prison – it's a captive market.
Oh my God, that’s kind of an amazing idea. You think people would open their hearts and pocketbooks for a dinner with me? Because I need to replenish my props budget. That scuba junk was expensive! And unreturnable. (Ok I didn’t try, but used snorkels aren’t in high demand.)
Yup, I totally do. That’s just the start. You can do birthday parties, private functions. And don’t overlook the opportunity to visit your fans in prison – it’s a captive market.
I'd so WIN that dinner! These bloggers better be bank rolling for that telethon!
I’d so WIN that dinner! These bloggers better be bank rolling for that telethon!
I think I might really do this. I might make it a virtual yard sale and sell Alison Rosen mementos (signed guitar picks, CDs I played on, signed magazines articles I've written, various other memorabilia) and also sell some of the stuff likes books and CDs and DVDs that I've been thinking I should put on eBay but never do. I have a considerable rubber stamp collection for the taking. And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?
“And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?”
Damn…
Um…don't start all of this until I get back from Vegas next week, yeah? Let me clean out some slapnuts there first then I'll be high-rollin'!
But hey, if I do lose out, let me be the 1st to call out the winner of that dinner to a drag race! I'll even put up the slip to my car: the Prototype PTD 3000.
I think I might really do this. I might make it a virtual yard sale and sell Alison Rosen mementos (signed guitar picks, CDs I played on, signed magazines articles I’ve written, various other memorabilia) and also sell some of the stuff likes books and CDs and DVDs that I’ve been thinking I should put on eBay but never do. I have a considerable rubber stamp collection for the taking. And of course I’d raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it’s me. I mean, hello. Who’s in?
“And of course I’d raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it’s me. I mean, hello. Who’s in?”
Damn…
Um…don’t start all of this until I get back from Vegas next week, yeah? Let me clean out some slapnuts there first then I’ll be high-rollin’!
But hey, if I do lose out, let me be the 1st to call out the winner of that dinner to a drag race! I’ll even put up the slip to my car: the Prototype PTD 3000.
I think I might really do this. I might make it a virtual yard sale and sell Alison Rosen mementos (signed guitar picks, CDs I played on, signed magazines articles I've written, various other memorabilia) and also sell some of the stuff likes books and CDs and DVDs that I've been thinking I should put on eBay but never do. I have a considerable rubber stamp collection for the taking. And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?
“And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?”
Damn…
Um…don't start all of this until I get back from Vegas next week, yeah? Let me clean out some slapnuts there first then I'll be high-rollin'!
But hey, if I do lose out, let me be the 1st to call out the winner of that dinner to a drag race! I'll even put up the slip to my car: the Prototype PTD 3000.