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18 Responses to The Sentimentalist

  1. Ted_Goodlove June 19, 2009 at 11:21 am #

    Wait a second….that's the couple from Reg from down the block……

    I liked that line, “He's not just a detective…he's a pussy!” LOL

  2. Ted_Goodlove June 19, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    Wait a second….that’s the couple from Reg from down the block……

    I liked that line, “He’s not just a detective…he’s a pussy!” LOL

  3. Anonymous June 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm #

    “That mentalist spoof made me rip out a strand of hair from my head, tied it to crumpled paper, and then lift it high enough as if to float without any visible strings attached….”

  4. Matt Robson June 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    Hey Ali, how's your donations page doing? Makes me think you're planning a telethon on Ustream.

    Can I get a free tote bag with a donation of $100 or more? Or maybe the free DVD for members who join at the $500 Level?

    The Telethon could be stellar, all you have to do is raffle or auction off a dinner with Alison Rosen.

    You would have a ball with it. You get to wear those headsets. And Dustin could man the phones.

    You can also work in the home shopping angle.

    “It's viewers like you…”

  5. alisonrosen June 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm #

    Oh my God, that's kind of an amazing idea. You think people would open their hearts and pocketbooks for a dinner with me? Because I need to replenish my props budget. That scuba junk was expensive! And unreturnable. (Ok I didn't try, but used snorkels aren't in high demand.)

  6. Anonymous June 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm #

    “That mentalist spoof made me rip out a strand of hair from my head, tied it to crumpled paper, and then lift it high enough as if to float without any visible strings attached….”

  7. Matt Robson June 19, 2009 at 2:21 pm #

    Hey Ali, how’s your donations page doing? Makes me think you’re planning a telethon on Ustream.

    Can I get a free tote bag with a donation of $100 or more? Or maybe the free DVD for members who join at the $500 Level?

    The Telethon could be stellar, all you have to do is raffle or auction off a dinner with Alison Rosen.

    You would have a ball with it. You get to wear those headsets. And Dustin could man the phones.

    You can also work in the home shopping angle.

    “It’s viewers like you…”

  8. Matt Robson June 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm #

    Yup, I totally do. That's just the start. You can do birthday parties, private functions. And don't overlook the opportunity to visit your fans in prison – it's a captive market.

  9. Alison Rosen June 19, 2009 at 2:30 pm #

    Oh my God, that’s kind of an amazing idea. You think people would open their hearts and pocketbooks for a dinner with me? Because I need to replenish my props budget. That scuba junk was expensive! And unreturnable. (Ok I didn’t try, but used snorkels aren’t in high demand.)

  10. Matt Robson June 19, 2009 at 4:22 pm #

    Yup, I totally do. That’s just the start. You can do birthday parties, private functions. And don’t overlook the opportunity to visit your fans in prison – it’s a captive market.

  11. Ted_Goodlove June 19, 2009 at 11:35 pm #

    I'd so WIN that dinner! These bloggers better be bank rolling for that telethon!

  12. Ted_Goodlove June 19, 2009 at 10:35 pm #

    I’d so WIN that dinner! These bloggers better be bank rolling for that telethon!

  13. alisonrosen June 20, 2009 at 12:19 pm #

    I think I might really do this. I might make it a virtual yard sale and sell Alison Rosen mementos (signed guitar picks, CDs I played on, signed magazines articles I've written, various other memorabilia) and also sell some of the stuff likes books and CDs and DVDs that I've been thinking I should put on eBay but never do. I have a considerable rubber stamp collection for the taking. And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?

  14. The 6 Sides of Prototype June 20, 2009 at 2:14 pm #

    “And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?”

    Damn…

    Um…don't start all of this until I get back from Vegas next week, yeah? Let me clean out some slapnuts there first then I'll be high-rollin'!

    But hey, if I do lose out, let me be the 1st to call out the winner of that dinner to a drag race! I'll even put up the slip to my car: the Prototype PTD 3000.

  15. Alison Rosen June 20, 2009 at 11:19 am #

    I think I might really do this. I might make it a virtual yard sale and sell Alison Rosen mementos (signed guitar picks, CDs I played on, signed magazines articles I’ve written, various other memorabilia) and also sell some of the stuff likes books and CDs and DVDs that I’ve been thinking I should put on eBay but never do. I have a considerable rubber stamp collection for the taking. And of course I’d raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it’s me. I mean, hello. Who’s in?

  16. The PTDemo June 20, 2009 at 1:14 pm #

    “And of course I’d raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it’s me. I mean, hello. Who’s in?”

    Damn…

    Um…don’t start all of this until I get back from Vegas next week, yeah? Let me clean out some slapnuts there first then I’ll be high-rollin’!

    But hey, if I do lose out, let me be the 1st to call out the winner of that dinner to a drag race! I’ll even put up the slip to my car: the Prototype PTD 3000.

  17. alisonrosen June 20, 2009 at 7:19 pm #

    I think I might really do this. I might make it a virtual yard sale and sell Alison Rosen mementos (signed guitar picks, CDs I played on, signed magazines articles I've written, various other memorabilia) and also sell some of the stuff likes books and CDs and DVDs that I've been thinking I should put on eBay but never do. I have a considerable rubber stamp collection for the taking. And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?

  18. The PTDemo June 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm #

    “And of course I'd raffle off a dinner with ME but the bidding on that one is going to start high. Because it's me. I mean, hello. Who's in?”

    Damn…

    Um…don't start all of this until I get back from Vegas next week, yeah? Let me clean out some slapnuts there first then I'll be high-rollin'!

    But hey, if I do lose out, let me be the 1st to call out the winner of that dinner to a drag race! I'll even put up the slip to my car: the Prototype PTD 3000.

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