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It's possible I've even seen the Bacon Brothers perform

I used to have a real weakness for Kevin Bacon and just shut up because He Said, She Said was an excellent film, as was The Big Picture. The downside to any sort of Bacon preoccupation is that it’s impossible to think or talk about it without the Footloose theme song running through your head which is happening to me right now and I don’t like it.

Anyway, there’s this post on Defamer about Househusbands of Hollywood which is going to be like the male Real Housewives or something but all I could think was “Hey, that guy looks just like Kevin Bacon, I think that IS Kevin Bacon?!” and that I’ll probably have to watch the show now. Turns out it isn’t Kevin Bacon, it’s his doppelganger Danny Moder and I won’t have to watch the show.

Note the Bacon-likeness:

I should add two things. 1) This picture is via Gawker via Getty or something meaning I did not take it myself with my Le Clique camera. 2) My Kevin Bacon infatuation kind of died a little when I interviewed him years ago and he was super professional and just wanted to talk about his movie and his family. “Really?” I asked, tugging at the sleeve of my cable-knit sweater to reveal a half inch swatch of wrist. “That’s fascinating!” I murmured, slowly readjusting the neck of my Lands end turtleneck.  He was immune though.

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12 Responses to It's possible I've even seen the Bacon Brothers perform

  1. RonnieWatcher June 11, 2009 at 11:24 am #

    “House-Husbands”???

    Oh boy, I can't wait to see the episode with Greg Gutfeld and all of his “boys”…

  2. RonnieWatcher June 11, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    “House-Husbands”???

    Oh boy, I can’t wait to see the episode with Greg Gutfeld and all of his “boys”…

  3. boinkity June 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm #

    Dude…. what is up with cute chicks and Kevin Bacon? I'm so jealous of that guy, but for the life of me, I don't know why he gets so much attention. Now, for some reason in my mind, I picture Alison dancing just like Kevin Bacon when she goes dancing. Is that so wrong?

  4. Ted_Goodlove June 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm #

    I know it's possible to due the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and trace it back to Alison from Red Eye!

  5. boinkity June 11, 2009 at 12:28 pm #

    Dude…. what is up with cute chicks and Kevin Bacon? I’m so jealous of that guy, but for the life of me, I don’t know why he gets so much attention. Now, for some reason in my mind, I picture Alison dancing just like Kevin Bacon when she goes dancing. Is that so wrong?

  6. Ted_Goodlove June 11, 2009 at 1:40 pm #

    I know it’s possible to due the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and trace it back to Alison from Red Eye!

  7. Dos Equis June 11, 2009 at 7:38 pm #

    “House husbands = handsome and unemployed ….”

  8. Dos Equis June 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm #

    “House husbands = handsome and unemployed ….”

  9. anonymous June 12, 2009 at 2:24 am #

    “You can feel Kenny Loggins beard rubbing against you every time you hear that song. It's like Kenny Loggins is the hallow man.”

  10. Dos Equis June 12, 2009 at 2:38 am #

    “House husbands = handsome and unemployed ….”

  11. anonymous June 12, 2009 at 1:24 am #

    “You can feel Kenny Loggins beard rubbing against you every time you hear that song. It’s like Kenny Loggins is the hallow man.”

  12. anonymous June 12, 2009 at 9:24 am #

    “You can feel Kenny Loggins beard rubbing against you every time you hear that song. It's like Kenny Loggins is the hallow man.”

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