I love this video of the duck ring tone that interrupted Obama for two reasons;
1) When I was a kid I had a phone that quacked like a duck only it sounded like a Satanic electronic squawking, not an actual quack, but still.
2) “Is there a duck in here?” is one of my favorite euphemisms for asking if someone farted. Ooh, if I were less mature I’d condone fart sounding ring tones. Good thing I think that’s sophomoric and totally beneath me.
Alison…..Trapp, wants to ask a question….”when you fart does it sound like a duck?”
I know….I totally realize he keeps asking these strange questions…I kinda wish Boink had never offered for the blog members to forward questions but….I'm just being nice!
I always thought I wanted to be famous, but I've changed my mind… Gawker gets two thumbs (flippers? webbed feet?) up from me, with the “Why a duck?” tag. The Marx Brothers live on!
Alison…..Trapp, wants to ask a question….”when you fart does it sound like a duck?”
I know….I totally realize he keeps asking these strange questions…I kinda wish Boink had never offered for the blog members to forward questions but….I’m just being nice!
I always thought I wanted to be famous, but I’ve changed my mind… Gawker gets two thumbs (flippers? webbed feet?) up from me, with the “Why a duck?” tag. The Marx Brothers live on!
and speaking of chocolate chip cookies….
today I bought a package of Chips A'hoy cookies…(I can always hear the Captain yelling that to his crew at sea when I eat these)….and to my chagrin (which is the opposite of chafrown)…the cookies are like f***ing miniatures…some Harvard nitwit has come up with the brilliant idea to make my Chips A'hoy (matey) more like cookie crisp cereal size in an effort to only raise the food prices a little itty bitty…this is obviously masterminded by our government to stave off the appearance that inflation is actually taking place as I rant and eat my little mini me cookies.
and speaking of chocolate chip cookies….
today I bought a package of Chips A’hoy cookies…(I can always hear the Captain yelling that to his crew at sea when I eat these)….and to my chagrin (which is the opposite of chafrown)…the cookies are like f***ing miniatures…some Harvard nitwit has come up with the brilliant idea to make my Chips A’hoy (matey) more like cookie crisp cereal size in an effort to only raise the food prices a little itty bitty…this is obviously masterminded by our government to stave off the appearance that inflation is actually taking place as I rant and eat my little mini me cookies.
and speaking of chocolate chip cookies….
today I bought a package of Chips A'hoy cookies…(I can always hear the Captain yelling that to his crew at sea when I eat these)….and to my chagrin (which is the opposite of chafrown)…the cookies are like f***ing miniatures…some Harvard nitwit has come up with the brilliant idea to make my Chips A'hoy (matey) more like cookie crisp cereal size in an effort to only raise the food prices a little itty bitty…this is obviously masterminded by our government to stave off the appearance that inflation is actually taking place as I rant and eat my little mini me cookies.