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If I drew cartoons for The New Yorker

Some of you may be familiar with my ongoing “If I drew cartoons for The New Yorker” blog post series. Others of you are about to become intimately acquainted. Hope you’re sitting down because hilarity is about to ensue. Or if not hilarity, a slight titter. A wee chuckle. A pained grimace.

If I drew cartoons for The New Yorker I’d draw one of a woman staring at a bunch of magazines on her coffee table with titles like “Go to Hell!” and “Don’t Talk To Me!” and “Don’t Even Start With Me!” and “I Hate You!” and she’d have this horrified look on her face and there would be a guy coming through the door to save the day and the caption would be, “Have no fear ma’am, I’m an anti-social media expert!”

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9 Responses to If I drew cartoons for The New Yorker

  1. boinkity June 18, 2009 at 2:10 am #

    hehe.. I don't get it. 🙁

  2. boinkity June 18, 2009 at 1:10 am #

    hehe.. I don’t get it. 🙁

  3. Ted_Goodlove June 18, 2009 at 11:46 am #

    Instead of Self-Proclaimed Pop Culture Expert….they could introduce you as the Self-Proclaimed Anti-Social Media Expert!

    I think most people would need the cartoon to go along with this one….remember there are lots of visual learners in the world. I'm one of them! 🙂

    Turn that from upside down Boink!

  4. Ted_Goodlove June 18, 2009 at 10:46 am #

    Instead of Self-Proclaimed Pop Culture Expert….they could introduce you as the Self-Proclaimed Anti-Social Media Expert!

    I think most people would need the cartoon to go along with this one….remember there are lots of visual learners in the world. I’m one of them! 🙂

    Turn that from upside down Boink!

  5. Anonymous June 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm #

    “If I drew cartoons for the New Yorker, I'd have a picture of the winning Iranian president and the losing Iranian runner-up being held up by strings controlled by the Ayatollah. The caption would be, “Does it really matter at all ?”

  6. Anonymous June 18, 2009 at 1:43 pm #

    “If I drew cartoons for the New Yorker, I’d have a picture of the winning Iranian president and the losing Iranian runner-up being held up by strings controlled by the Ayatollah. The caption would be, “Does it really matter at all ?”

  7. Jefferson June 20, 2009 at 8:02 am #

    A thousand words is worth a picture!

  8. Jefferson June 20, 2009 at 7:02 am #

    A thousand words is worth a picture!

  9. Jefferson June 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm #

    A thousand words is worth a picture!

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