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UPDATE: Where not to see me tonight

In the last post I said I might be on Geraldo tonight but as it turns out I won’t be. I felt it would be shallow and tragic if I didn’t inform you guys. You know? I felt it would be mercenary and enviable if I just left it at that. Am I making myself clear? I felt it would be autocratic and speedy if I dropped out of sight. Capice? I felt it would be bombastic and screwball if I didn’t follow up. You read me? I felt it would be wet and herb-crusted if I didn’t circle back. You know? I felt it would be hexagonal and steadfast if I didn’t keep you in the loop. You dig? I felt it would be glittery and redolent if I didn’t keep you posted. Okey dokey?

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7 Responses to UPDATE: Where not to see me tonight

  1. Anonymous May 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    “Just watched the new Star Trek film. It didn't disappoint because it had all the characters I had expected such as Kirk, Spock, Sulu, and of course James Carville….”

  2. Anonymous May 23, 2009 at 11:06 am #

    “Just watched the new Star Trek film. It didn’t disappoint because it had all the characters I had expected such as Kirk, Spock, Sulu, and of course James Carville….”

  3. Trapp May 23, 2009 at 8:33 pm #

    I'm not sure. There's some kind of tragedy involving rodents with glitter on Geraldo, I think. But what time are you going to be on?

  4. Trapp May 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm #

    I’m not sure. There’s some kind of tragedy involving rodents with glitter on Geraldo, I think. But what time are you going to be on?

  5. Stickeenotes May 24, 2009 at 3:36 am #

    You really should say okey dokey more.

  6. Stickeenotes May 24, 2009 at 2:36 am #

    You really should say okey dokey more.

  7. Stickeenotes May 24, 2009 at 10:36 am #

    You really should say okey dokey more.

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