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The Daily Rosen (Day 3, Wherein Dustin stands me up)

The funny thing is that he called shortly after and I recorded it but then I got too lazy to edit it all together.

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22 Responses to The Daily Rosen (Day 3, Wherein Dustin stands me up)

  1. Daryl May 24, 2009 at 12:25 am #

    @AlisonRosen – “Golly. That was… warm”

  2. ANonymous May 24, 2009 at 12:33 am #

    “Why is it that when anonymous users make comments, a block-head that looks apprehensive appears next to our written remarks ? Is it perhaps we are internally uneasy about revealing our true selves through an avatar ? Or is it because we are not very fond of the word avatar as it evokes the scene in Indiana Jones where some poor fellow got his heart ripped out from a menacing cult leader ? ”

  3. Joe May 24, 2009 at 5:02 am #

    Wow… be careful in the kitchen Miss R! The Mythbusters have done several shows about the dangers of cooking and heating things up. One of the things they tested was a news report about a kid who got severe burns after he put a jawbreaker in the microwave and then bit into it. It turns out the inner part of the jawbreaker is a softer material that can become very hot and melt. When the kid bit into it, the hot liquid burned his mouth.

    Another news story they tested was about a guy who heated up a lava lamp on a stove. It exploded, sending shards of glass everywhere including into the guy. He was killed.

    They also tested a story about some idiot who hid his guns and bullets in his oven, forgot about it and turned on the heat. The bullets got so hot they went off. The interesting thing the Mythbusters found is that if the bullets aren't in the gun, they won't have enough energy to make it through the oven door. The reason is that the bullet casing absorbs a lot of the energy (it bounces around inside the oven). But when the bullet is in the gun, the casing is held in place and all the energy propels the bullet at full speed, just as if the gun were being fired. In that case, the bullet could go through the oven door and kill someone.

  4. Stickeenotes May 24, 2009 at 2:48 am #

    “If things can be hot and shoot … they’re hitting me”

    Are you trying to kill me with innuendo?

    Best advice I’ve ever heard … “don’t cook eggs in the microwave”

    New Column: Alison’s Advice

  5. Joe May 24, 2009 at 4:02 am #

    Wow… be careful in the kitchen Miss R! The Mythbusters have done several shows about the dangers of cooking and heating things up. One of the things they tested was a news report about a kid who got severe burns after he put a jawbreaker in the microwave and then bit into it. It turns out the inner part of the jawbreaker is a softer material that can become very hot and melt. When the kid bit into it, the hot liquid burned his mouth.

    Another news story they tested was about a guy who heated up a lava lamp on a stove. It exploded, sending shards of glass everywhere including into the guy. He was killed.

    They also tested a story about some idiot who hid his guns and bullets in his oven, forgot about it and turned on the heat. The bullets got so hot they went off. The interesting thing the Mythbusters found is that if the bullets aren’t in the gun, they won’t have enough energy to make it through the oven door. The reason is that the bullet casing absorbs a lot of the energy (it bounces around inside the oven). But when the bullet is in the gun, the casing is held in place and all the energy propels the bullet at full speed, just as if the gun were being fired. In that case, the bullet could go through the oven door and kill someone.

  6. Tim Weaver May 24, 2009 at 9:17 am #

    You need to add a favicon.ico so the bookmark is quick and easy to find.

  7. BrettJones May 24, 2009 at 10:34 am #

    I'm pretty?

  8. Tim Weaver May 24, 2009 at 8:17 am #

    You need to add a favicon.ico so the bookmark is quick and easy to find.

  9. Walt Schneider May 24, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    Bukake jokes. hehe

    Surley the furthest thing from my mind.

    ahem…

  10. BrettJones May 24, 2009 at 9:34 am #

    I’m pretty?

  11. Walt May 24, 2009 at 11:27 am #

    Bukake jokes. hehe

    Surley the furthest thing from my mind.

    ahem…

  12. Trapp May 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm #

    Maybe you should have a raffle/contest where the winner gets to guest on an Alison vlog. Is that allowed?

  13. alisonrosen May 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm #

    yes! and that is a GREAT idea!

  14. Trapp May 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    I'll never say anything again. I don't want to ruin this moment. Damn… Too late.

  15. Trapp May 24, 2009 at 1:44 pm #

    Maybe you should have a raffle/contest where the winner gets to guest on an Alison vlog. Is that allowed?

  16. Alison Rosen May 24, 2009 at 1:47 pm #

    yes! and that is a GREAT idea!

  17. Trapp May 24, 2009 at 2:19 pm #

    I’ll never say anything again. I don’t want to ruin this moment. Damn… Too late.

  18. Ted_Goodlove May 24, 2009 at 11:34 pm #

    Maybe you should have a raffle/contest where the winner gets to guest on an Alison vlog. Is that allowed?

    Alison, said, “yes! and that is a GREAT idea!”

    Oh, pick me….pick me….for the love of blogging, please pick me!

  19. Ted_Goodlove May 24, 2009 at 10:34 pm #

    Maybe you should have a raffle/contest where the winner gets to guest on an Alison vlog. Is that allowed?

    Alison, said, “yes! and that is a GREAT idea!”

    Oh, pick me….pick me….for the love of blogging, please pick me!

  20. boinkity May 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm #

    No NO! Pick ME! Mememememe! I'd even fly to NYC to meet your landlords! Actually, if you pick me, you can come out to California, and I'd fly down to OC. See! If you pick me, I'm the winner who makes life easier for Alison!

  21. boinkity May 25, 2009 at 3:36 pm #

    No NO! Pick ME! Mememememe! I’d even fly to NYC to meet your landlords! Actually, if you pick me, you can come out to California, and I’d fly down to OC. See! If you pick me, I’m the winner who makes life easier for Alison!

  22. boinkity May 25, 2009 at 11:36 pm #

    No NO! Pick ME! Mememememe! I'd even fly to NYC to meet your landlords! Actually, if you pick me, you can come out to California, and I'd fly down to OC. See! If you pick me, I'm the winner who makes life easier for Alison!

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