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Behold this giant photo

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With  Natali Del Conte at Anna David‘s book party. I could tell you more, and oh, I shall, but it’s been a long night made longer by the way I waited for the subway for fucking ever because I’m on a sad little budget and then realized that lo and behold it wasn’t ever going to come. Not ever. At least not between the hours of late and later this month because of late night track work and also it smelled like the worst kind of rotten cheesy feet down there and everyone had their  noses buried in their shirts and it was one of those nights where you pinch yourself because you’re living the dream if the dream is to be struggling in New York waiting for a train that’s never coming while sniffing cheese feet. But before all that it was fun.

What kind of fun? Well Seth Herzog made a joke about putting boots on an octopus, hence ‘pus in boots which is still cracking me up. And Doug Benson was there and then left and then came back, that’s how much fun it was. And I ran into Amelie Gillette with whom I worked on a TV show in Canada and we reminisced about Canada which is never not fun even if mostly what I remember is that it was all early in the morning and dreamlike. But fun! And I drank some coffee late at night. “She’s trying to wake up,” Doug explained. “Yeah, so I can go to sleep,” I further explained, confusing  myself. It totally worked though because now I’m tired and awake!

On that note I’m going to go sit in the corner and rock back and forth while yelling at my shoulder. I might tug at my shirtsleeves too. Then I’ll nervously pick at my face while crying.

Also, wow! Could this photo be any larger? I don’t think so.

Also, I promise I’ll be funny again soon. Any day now.

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17 Responses to Behold this giant photo

  1. Galel Fajardo May 19, 2009 at 12:36 am #

    Alison Rosen, I salute you.

  2. boinkity May 19, 2009 at 12:41 am #

    Woah! Natali Del Conte looks like the Cheshire Cat in this photo! I am waiting for her body to disappear, while only her smile remains. That would be sad though if Natali disappeared. She is such a nice looking woman, with flawless skin! Oh, and you look pretty good too, Alison. You just don't look like you are going to disappear. No, in fact you look like you are trying to figure out a way to make more of an appearance!

    Boinkity! (or Toddrod?)

  3. Galel Fajardo May 18, 2009 at 11:36 pm #

    Alison Rosen, I salute you.

  4. boinkity May 18, 2009 at 11:41 pm #

    Woah! Natali Del Conte looks like the Cheshire Cat in this photo! I am waiting for her body to disappear, while only her smile remains. That would be sad though if Natali disappeared. She is such a nice looking woman, with flawless skin! Oh, and you look pretty good too, Alison. You just don’t look like you are going to disappear. No, in fact you look like you are trying to figure out a way to make more of an appearance!

    Boinkity! (or Toddrod?)

  5. toker53 May 19, 2009 at 3:05 am #

    All I can say is Whoah. I suddenly feel the need to be the middle of an Alison- Natali sandwich.
    Why are your cheeks so rosy? Maybe too much Hotness ot too much alcohol.
    I think a lifesize photo would be great. I have a large area I need to cover on my wall.
    Can't explain how it got there but I need to hide it.

  6. toker53 May 19, 2009 at 3:08 am #

    Two hot Women. I personally think the pohot should be lifesize.

  7. Bill May 19, 2009 at 2:05 am #

    All I can say is Whoah. I suddenly feel the need to be the middle of an Alison- Natali sandwich.
    Why are your cheeks so rosy? Maybe too much Hotness ot too much alcohol.
    I think a lifesize photo would be great. I have a large area I need to cover on my wall.
    Can’t explain how it got there but I need to hide it.

  8. Bill May 19, 2009 at 2:08 am #

    Two hot Women. I personally think the pohot should be lifesize.

  9. Anthony Mark May 19, 2009 at 6:08 am #

    Now this party must have been the social event of the season!
    I hope that everyone had a great time and that “bought” is a huge success

  10. stevo_1962 May 19, 2009 at 6:19 am #

    With looks like that Alison, being funny is just a bonus 🙂

  11. Anthony Mark May 19, 2009 at 5:08 am #

    Now this party must have been the social event of the season!
    I hope that everyone had a great time and that “bought” is a huge success

  12. stevo_1962 May 19, 2009 at 5:19 am #

    With looks like that Alison, being funny is just a bonus 🙂

  13. Joe Woods May 19, 2009 at 12:02 pm #

    When compared to Natalie, your mouth is way bigger than I previously thought.

  14. Anthony Mark May 19, 2009 at 1:08 pm #

    Now this party must have been the social event of the season!
    I hope that everyone had a great time and that “bought” is a huge success

  15. stevo_1962 May 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    With looks like that Alison, being funny is just a bonus 🙂

  16. Joe Woods May 19, 2009 at 11:02 am #

    When compared to Natalie, your mouth is way bigger than I previously thought.

  17. Joe Woods May 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm #

    When compared to Natalie, your mouth is way bigger than I previously thought.

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