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Signs points to violence

Dustin sent me this. I had to avert my eyes because I love Magic 8 Balls too much. WHY why why would you put something you love through this? I’m reminded of the time a friend of my sister’s casually asked if he could disassemble the Magic 8 Ball. It didn’t go well for him. Also, everyone knows the blue fluid inside the ball is the same liquid they use to test the absorbancy of tampons! Duh. Also, is absorbancy not a word? Because it’s got a squiggly red line under it suggesting it isn’t. It kind of should be though.

UPDATE: I added the link and apparently absorbency is a word. Absorbancy is not.

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0 Responses to Signs points to violence

  1. karpaydm April 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm #

    That was a very cool link!

    You could make a whole slew of themed magic eight balls to make your decisions for you:

    1) What to have for dinner?
    2) What sexual position to use?
    3) What body part? Could be good for choosing tattoo placement, enemy dismemberment, etc.

    I could go on, but I will spare you. Again, a wasted million dollar idea on your blog Alison. I hope you are writing these down.

    KarpayDM (Scott)

  2. It Takes Balls April 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm #

    The brutality …

  3. Ted from Accounting April 3, 2009 at 8:33 am #

    Dustin is always the party pooper! Be careful Alison, he might try and do that to your 8 Ball at the next VLOG….

    Everyone hide your balls from Dustin!
    8 Balls that is!

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