Here on the blog, Friday is quiz day! I just decided that and I’ll probably un-decide it by the time next Friday rolls around and by “next” I mean one week from today which some people would refer to as “this.” Ok, quiz time! Put on your quiz hats. Mine looks like this:
Ok wait, I lied. Sometimes it looks like this…
I basically switch back and forth between the two. And to answer your question, I don’t know who those guys are but I like the way they are totally committing to the hats which you can tell because they are wearing black turtlenecks. It’s like they got up in the morning and thought, “Maybe I’ll do some pantomime, maybe I’ll do some spoken word in a black box theater, maybe I’ll wear a hot dog on my head but whatever I do, I want the work to speak for itself.” I really respect that.
Now, the quiz:
Tonight I’ll be on:
a) Red Eye
b) drugs
c) pointe (it’s a ballet thing)
d) a booze cruise
Booze Cruise!!!!!
It’s a trick question! The correct answer is E: All of the above.
Have FUN on the show, Ali Ro!!
Booze Cruise is tempting… but Red Eye would benefit me more… Oh man… this is such a hard quiz… tonight you’re going to be on…. um…. FIRE. FIRE? Is that a choice? Fire! I choose fire!
Red Eye. DVR is already set!!!
Lauren Ashley might be right if fire is a drug.
I’m going to assume we’re meant to put these in the order they will happen.
1. drugs. This of course is you’re daily immunosuppressive so your body does not reject the armpit grafts. There’s also the OTC allergy meds.
2. Red Eye, where your insights and one liners will cause critics to call this the best episode of RE to even air. Ever..
3. Riding high on the wave of your critical acclaim, you decide to go on the RE booze cruise so you can share your awesomeness with the unwashed masses.
4. After being feed grapes and fanned by young men built like Greek Gods, you’re inspired to dance and with completely spontaneity you perform Wagners Tannhäuser on pointe in BARE FEET. Only your rendition of the Opera puts the ballet in act II not act I.
The answer is A followed by B then C and D. Here’s why.
You’ll go on Red Eye tonight and when you see your performance later on you will immediately pop some pills which will make you delusional and super goofy until you attempt to pointe and fall down like a klutz which will drive you to go on your own little booze cruise….inside your own apartment.
Its Friday night the Allison Rosen way!
PINK EYE!!
I don’t care what you are on Alison. I’m just stoked that you finally have 2 (possibly 3) women posting on your blog!!! How exciting! Hopefully more women will take the plunge and make some sassy, smart ass, hysterical, and perhaps feminine posts here. Yep, it’s been a total sausagefest here ladies, and any positive changes that Lauren Ashley (is that one or two women) and Michelle can provide to Alison’s blog is greatly appreciated!
Thanks again!
Toddrod
That’s a tough one, but when I think “Alison Rosen”, I think “ballet”, so I choose answer C.
I think we’ve got a good shot at the best Red Eye tonight, but it’s going to be tough. Gutfeld’s interview with the Editor in Chief of Discover magazine last night, was absolutely glorious.
But Alison, if you really want to leave a lasting mark on Red Eye tonight, maybe you should spill coffee on Pinch!
It seems there is a tinge of insult in that comment Jaqob.
If those are quiz hats, I’m thinking drugs, no doubt about it.
Mike
Darn…all the good answers are taken…
Good luck on Red Eye!
I agree with Brett! (I always agree with Brett. I also agree with everyone else always. I’m very agreeable.)
But isn’t “Red Eye” code for “Booze Cruise”, which isn’t what we think it means for Bill Schultz, let me tell ya.
And does this mean you will be, um, “featured” when Pinch is on camera? Or will you be back to Lil Allison in the Background?
Way too many intellectual postings on this quiz – Get a puppy & hug it forever.
Elliot
Ok. So you are like so fabulous. I was hoping you would be my fake internet gf so that my real internet g/f would get jealous. How possible is that. Like maybe mention us on REDeye? That would screw her over and she would dump the 46 year old she is dating and move 2000 miles to marry me. I would even stop blogging in my basement and get a job and get off food stamps. PLEASE ali I beg of you!!!!!
long time reader, first time commenter!
“How ’bout a quiz entitled WHAT SONGs ARE IN MY MUSICAL PLAYLIST that play in my head when going to RED EYe (Not intentionally a funny post, just giving some ideas here)…..”
Great show, Alison! You and Mike Baker were so funny.
Where the heck was Mike? That was some chair he was sitting on. I want one!
I say red eye, but then I read the blog after I saw her on the show. She and PAB are my two favorite guests
Jaqob Jackson rules!!
Ya, I noticed that you did not give me a shout out on your last redeye appearance…that’s ok….I am going to call gutfield untill he plays my message about me wanting you to be my fake intenet gf and I think gut and shultz
CHRIST
voice mail always full!