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Who, What, Where, When, Why: St. Patrick's Day Edition

Who… keeps pinching me?
What… is a Blarney Stone?
Where… do leprechauns sleep?
When… is the appropriate time to barf green eggs and ham?
Why…. is Steve Miller Band playing?

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0 Responses to Who, What, Where, When, Why: St. Patrick's Day Edition

  1. Your BFF Ted March 17, 2009 at 11:02 am #

    Alison, “Ouch – Mother Fucker!”

    (Alison angrily rubs her behind)

    Ted, “Where’s your green jelly bean!?!?!?”

  2. Joe March 17, 2009 at 11:41 am #

    Ted — leave Alison alone!!

    If anyone around here is going to pinch her butt, it’s going to be me!

  3. Toddrod March 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm #

    I can’t believe you are all talking about pinching Alison’s butt, when her dad is reading this. He is kicking your asses!

    Toddrod

  4. Trapp March 17, 2009 at 1:21 pm #

    Well, she did bring it up, after all. I’m sure that we all properly interpreted her comment to mean, “Please pinch my butt”.

  5. Your BFF Ted March 17, 2009 at 9:51 pm #

    Gentlemen & Todd (welcome back fool),

    I just want to state for Mr. Rosen that I would never pinch his daughter's gluteus maximus if she was wearing green….I follow the rules!

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