Who, What, Where, When, Why: St. Patrick's Day Edition By Alison Rosen on March 17, 2009 in 5 Ws, comedy Who… keeps pinching me?What… is a Blarney Stone?Where… do leprechauns sleep?When… is the appropriate time to barf green eggs and ham?Why…. is Steve Miller Band playing?
Alison, “Ouch – Mother Fucker!”
(Alison angrily rubs her behind)
Ted, “Where’s your green jelly bean!?!?!?”
Ted — leave Alison alone!!
If anyone around here is going to pinch her butt, it’s going to be me!
I can’t believe you are all talking about pinching Alison’s butt, when her dad is reading this. He is kicking your asses!
Toddrod
Well, she did bring it up, after all. I’m sure that we all properly interpreted her comment to mean, “Please pinch my butt”.
Gentlemen & Todd (welcome back fool),
I just want to state for Mr. Rosen that I would never pinch his daughter's gluteus maximus if she was wearing green….I follow the rules!