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Who, What, Where, When, Why: Allergy Edition

Who… handled shellfish?
What… is that scratching post doing over there?
Where… did all these old, dusty clothes come from?
When… did I do a bump of pollen?
Why… does this pudding taste like peanuts and ragweed?

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0 Responses to Who, What, Where, When, Why: Allergy Edition

  1. Brett Jones March 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm #

    I’ve been away a few days. Did you all miss me? Of course you did.

  2. alison March 18, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    Yes we did!

  3. Ted from Accounting (#2000) March 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm #

    Brett in da MoFo RosenHouse!

  4. Prototype 3: Rise of the Machine March 18, 2009 at 1:40 pm #

    I was expecting there to be an exploding cat somewhere here.

    Like: “Why…did that cat explode in the hizzouse?”

    What happened? Did you get allergy shots?

  5. Joe March 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm #

    Why is everyone here changing their avatar? Thank goodness Alison is the one constant in the universe I can depend upon. My world just wouldn’t make sense without you, Ali Ro!

  6. Trapp March 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    The stable people keep the same avatar. The rest of us can’t keep still long enough.

    But I’m going to stick with this squirrel here for a while, unless people tell me that they’re tired of it.

    I don’t currently have any pets, but I do have squirrels on the property, so in a way, they’re sort of like my pets.

    Pets that run away when they see me coming. Just like any dog or cat that I’ve ever had!

  7. Ted from Accounting (#2000) March 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm #

    Oh come on Joe! You know you love me new avatar!

  8. Prototype 3: Rise of the Machine March 18, 2009 at 3:43 pm #

    Yo man, I’m tired of it. Can you change your avatar now? I see too many squirrels on campus already as it is. Perhaps you would consider posting a real photo of yourself? In which case just upload Geraldo Rivera. Thank you.

  9. Brett Jones March 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm #

    Joe. Alison did change her Twitter avatar recently. I had a brief moment of panic thinking she’d blocked me or something. I mean lets me honest. To be shunned by Alison is something I’m not sure I could survive.

    Personally, I prefer to stay avatar free. It adds to the mysteriousness that surrounds me. That and I’m lazy.

  10. Falkenhayn March 18, 2009 at 5:00 pm #

    Who, What, Where, When, Why: Commentary Addiction Edition

    Who.. turned me on to this smak?

    What.. can I do to find more?

    Where.. the he** has my day gone?

    When.. will she frikking blog again?

    Why can’t i stop sweating?

  11. Trapp March 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm #

    How’s this?

  12. Toddrod March 18, 2009 at 10:48 pm #

    I don’t really like Alison’s new avatar on Twitter, but only because it’s kinda fuzzy looking, and its too hard to see it. I think she has a lot better pictures to use for her Twitter avatar! I hope Alison thinks I’m not being a major pain in the ass!

    Toddrod

  13. Prototype 3: Rise of the Machine March 19, 2009 at 12:14 am #

    Geraldo – Yo, that shit’s pretty fucking gangsta right there.

    I also found these as I was digging through your photo album:

    Photo 1: http://i42.tinypic.com/2e18uiq.jpg

    Photo 2: http://i41.tinypic.com/xekw9.jpg

    Photo 3: http://i39.tinypic.com/21cidrr.jpg

    Photo 4: http://i42.tinypic.com/rle613.jpg

    (Ok, maybe that’s not really Geraldo, but it came up in his search!)

  14. Anonymous March 19, 2009 at 2:08 am #

    ” Curiosity is the mind’s attempt to seize a piece of reality to know what is real,what is not real, and what could be real…”

  15. Steve Spagnuolo March 19, 2009 at 2:11 am #

    I think I too should change my avatar. Perhaps an avatar within an avatar.

  16. 10th member of Slipknot March 19, 2009 at 2:13 am #

    By word of mouth, I thought I make this my new blog. Please don’t haze the rookie.

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