Before and After phrases that will never appear on Wheel of Fortune By Alison Rosen on March 30, 2009 in comedy, lists Save the date rape All of a sudden infant death syndrome Out of the blue balls Studying for the big final solution Have mercy killing You’re golden showers Not my cup of tea bagging Moby Dick Head
Comedy gold.
Haha! Love it.
Pardon my French tickler. Haha.
Yours are better. 🙂
Brilliant! Comedic genius in the body of a hottie.
On the other hand job
Look before you leap to your death
Penny for your thoughts on pedophilia
No means no more tears
Top of the morning wood.
I’m really done now.
Love the list!
Alison!?!? Your Dad didn’t really give you the Before and After phrase that you shared in that tweet, did he?!?!
If it’s true, I’ve totally misunderstood where he comes from for the past few months since I’ve been following your blog! I’m so embarrassed!
Toddrod
“Contribute it on Listology.com if you want.”
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Those are great!
I’m trying to think of some and I can’t. I’m mentally constipated this morning.
This is hilarious!
I won’t even bother trying to come up with more since yours are so good!
KarpayDM
Very funny.
Is Pat Sajak still the guy who does the show? These would work best if he didn’t know about them ahead of time.
I’m not sure which I prefer, the embarrassingly dirty ones, or depressingly horrible ones.
Either way, the studio audience will leave in stunned silence.
Not to pretend that I am the Commander In Chief Offender, but the captcha for this post is FORTARD.
Sounds like a combination of the word FORGET and RETARD.
If you’re a forgetful retard then that would make you a fortard.
Don’t thank me for that, thank Blogger.
Oh yeah, speaking of GOLDEN SHOWERS I saw this pic with the caption “A-Rod enjoyss a golden shower”. HAHAHAHA
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0009_Layer_7_full.jpg
This Dita Von Teese champagne shower is super hot
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0001_Layer_15_full.jpg
I certainly hope you’ve submitted these to McSweeney’s.
How bout Pat Sajax me off. My personal fav
How bout Pat Sajax me off. My personal fav
How bout Pat Sajax me off. My personal fav