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30 Seconds On…

Ok I really don’t know what happened in this video except around the second topic I turned into a spastic nerd. And when Dustin called it my “second arm” and then I decided to really let him have it and show him who’s boss by pointing out that it’s really called my “other arm”? Woohoo, totally won that point! And that really cool sound effect I made twice! Def keeping that in the arsenal!

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0 Responses to 30 Seconds On…

  1. EDinATL March 11, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    Headline from this video: Alison Rosen has a date!

    Yay! Congratulations Alison you’re such a big girl now!

  2. Advanced Prototype 2.0 March 11, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    Oh such enthusiasm, Alison…

    Did you say you had one of your “best date-raping experiences there”?

  3. Prototype 3: Rise of the Machine March 11, 2009 at 12:47 pm #

    Yeah, that was quite disturbing. Did my ears deceive me? But I’m *happy for ya, Alison!

  4. alison March 11, 2009 at 12:48 pm #

    Did I say I have a date? Because I don’t! I was talking about the past. And you guys should know better than to believe anything that comes out of my mouth!

  5. Prototype 3: Rise of the Machine March 11, 2009 at 1:24 pm #

    Oh. Man, freakin’ ED…

    Well, I don’t know about the other homies here, but I still find it a little difficult sometimes distinguishing fact from fiction when it comes to your stories. Especially when it’s in text. Oh Alison…you got me there!

  6. Toddrod March 11, 2009 at 1:59 pm #

    Like I said in a previous post, no need for deception, Alison! The smiles here are free!

    Toddrod the Meringue Bunion

    P.S. I’m trying to figure out if I’m a better meringue or bunion now. My life is so confusing!

  7. warren the turd March 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm #

    Alison,it sounds like you want to date the guy..but the notes anit cuttin it..and you want him to prove what he’s flirtin about.TIME! dustin speaking from exsperience(i’m 64)
    you were to old to be there..still go..but know you shouldn’t..you did not have fun.That’s why you wont go next time.The extra hour to “farm” was classic.I can’t wait to see your standup..”pickled penis”..to muckin fuch!!!
    The full moon must be in effect.Great vlog.

  8. alison March 11, 2009 at 4:08 pm #

    pickled fetus! please, what kind on monster do you think I am??!?!?!

  9. David B March 11, 2009 at 10:54 pm #

    Wow, now I know what you sound like when you are faking it…… I hope I never hear it. You can get pickled penis in China, yuck.

  10. alison March 11, 2009 at 10:56 pm #

    For the love of God people, I said pickled FETUS!

  11. David B March 11, 2009 at 11:13 pm #

    Color me pink, not until tonight have I ever misunderstood the word fetus for penis. Depending on the species of the fetus I guess it could be good as long as it doesn’t have a lot of bones.

  12. DAILY SAVAGE March 12, 2009 at 12:23 am #

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

    Pickled Penis is right up there with Gutfeld’s The Joy Of Circus Penis!

    OMG! So laughing at youuuuuuuu!

  13. Toddrod March 12, 2009 at 12:33 am #

    I thought Alison said “picante Fritos.” I thought she was just having a craving for corn chips with a disgusting imitation flavor. I prefer Tostitos.

    Toddrod

  14. Ted from Accounting March 12, 2009 at 12:44 am #

    I’m too tired to play it back but I’m confident you said “Pickled Penis!”

    Dustin is growing on me in these clips…seems like a cool guy!

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