What kind of person writes a quiz about themselves? This kind of person. Now, to the questions, shall we?
1. I typically refer to my eyes a certain way. That way is:
a) dancing brown eyes flecked with gold
b) chocolate brown
c) shit brown
d) hazel
2. If you were to meet me in the city of my birth you’d head to:
a) Costa Mesa, CA
b) Corona del Mar, CA
c) Oakland, CA
d) San Diego, CA
3) True or False: I ate a jar of caperberries tonight.
4) I’m quite proud of a certain ability of mine. Which is it?
a) I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
b) I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my hands
c) I can raise each eyebrow separately
d) I can speak fluent Mandarin
5) I have:
a) one younger sister and two older brothers
b) one older sister and two older brothers
c) two younger sisters and one older brother
d) I’m an only child
6) I’m more a:
a) cat person
b) dog person
7) When it comes to the stars, I’m:
a) a Taurus
b) a Pisces
c) a Feces
d) an Aries
8) I played a sport as a child. Name that sport!
a) softball
b) soccer
c) field hockey
d) tennis
9) All my guy friends are named:
a) Bob
b) Mike
c) Steve
d) Kevin
10) I majored in:
a) Psychology
b) English
c) History
d) double major: Art history and Women’s Studies
11) I intensely dislike a certain smell. That malodorous wallop is packed by:
a) cilantro
b) pine-sol
c) white vinegar
d) sawdust
12) My hair is:
a) awesome
b) naturally black and curly
c) naturally straight and brown
d) extensions
Okay now I’m tired so I’m cutting this quiz short but I feel this is likely the beginning of even more quizzes. Yay!
Answers:
1. a, 2. c, 3. T, 4. c, 5. a, 6. b, 7. a, 8. d, 9. b, 10. b, 11. c, 12. a and b
Also, don’t you hate when quiz answers are all smushed together like in the above? I do too. This quiz is very beta.
That was too easy…I’m tired too…night Ro Ro!
Oh what the?! I was just about to jot down my answers for submission, then as I scrolled down, you revealed the answers.
Now what kind of person creates a quiz and then reveals the answers to the questions?
I was just about to rape that quiz, too!
So more quizzes, eh? You should allow us to submit our answers next time, then after a few days, create a vlog where you’d then reveal the answers. Then reward the person with the highest score with a virtual hug or something?
I didn’t remember that you had two older brothers! But I got all the other questions right!
Toddrod
P.S. My verification word is “dense.” What the heck!?!
I did terribly but my name is Mike so I have a potential internet friend.
Should I say **SPOILER** before that?
Jeeez.. you’d think I’d go 12 for 12, but I think I got 8 or 9 right. I would have sworn you could speak fluent Mandarin.
你是誠實的嗎？我認為你在說謊!!
Sorry to hear about the rejection letter. And what a bummer you’re not on Red Eye tonight.
I did, however, want to say that I liked the ’30 seconds on’ segment so much that I’m suggesting topics for the next installment. Six topics would be a 3 minute vlog, so here are my 6:
1. Cab TV: like or dislike?
2. Hey Obama, where’s my tax cut?
3. Name your favorite stooge (Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Curly Joe).
4. Global Warming – fact or fiction?
5. What’s your favorite board game?
6. The Middle East – is it really in the middle?
I correctly answered all the questions about your looks, including the trick question about your hair, which had two answers. I think you must have mesmerized me, making it impossible to pay attention to anything other than your awesomeness. Okay, sure I did get a few other questions right too if you must know.
Just another suggestion Alison… If you do any other quizzes in the future, please wait till a later blog to give the answers. It might be fun to see what everyone’s response may be. Just an idear…
Toddrod