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Prepare yourself for the return of Wendy and Alison

Have you been missing Wendy and me? I know you have! Well I have good news my little… uh…. (pssst, Ted! What was it you liked to be called? My little empanadas? My little tortillas? My little taquitos? Dammit it’s all so hazy in my brain!)

Anyhoozers, Wendy, who is busy being all busy with her upcoming project which I’m not sure if I can say what it is or not, and I, who is busy (who am busy?) being all busy with just, you know, being busy and shit, and also being important, just like being busy and important, have renewed our blog chat vows and so we’ll be chatting in blog form once more starting very soon. Could you BE more excited?

I don’t think so. And if you could be then I beseech you to hide your lack of excitement. Hide it in a hamper. Hide it under a bushel. Hide it in a napkin and then stuff it in your pocket. Hide it under your pillow. Stuff it in a sock. Stuff it in a sausage. Stuff it in a shoe box. I could go on.

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0 Responses to Prepare yourself for the return of Wendy and Alison

  1. Lew February 18, 2009 at 11:05 pm #

    Heh heh…she said sausage…

  2. Lauren Ashley February 19, 2009 at 12:17 am #

    hide it under a bushel? NO! I’m gonna let it shine!!

    Sorry… I couldn’t resist… but this is exciting. I can’t wait. 😀

  3. Ted, White and Blue February 19, 2009 at 12:57 am #

    In light of recent events, can you refer to us as your little chimpanzees!?!?!?!?

    I miss Wendy…She’s a great writer as well! I’m surrounded by talented and beautiful women around here!

    Alison “Boooyaaa” Rosen
    Anna “Sexpert” David
    Wendy “insert name here” Molyneux

  4. Rod Legojevich February 19, 2009 at 2:26 am #

    About the comeback:

    This is like one of those holy Sh@t moments you see in the movie trailers where you say, [OMG, I remembered that movie when I was a little tot and now it’s coming back for a return to the big screen !] But at the same time, there are the haters/doubters out there that say, [I remembered the first and second part to the series,they were pretty good but I hope this doesn’t F*ck up the series overall.]

  5. Gary McClellan February 19, 2009 at 7:27 am #

    Even worse … she said stuff your sausage

  6. Toddrod February 19, 2009 at 7:44 am #

    First it was Cheech & Chong, and now Alison and Wendy?!?! I need my heart medication!

    Toddrod

  7. annalytical February 19, 2009 at 9:33 am #

    i’m really not sure how to feel about this…still processing…

    okay, processed. i let duncan have her. i can let wendy re-have her, too.

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