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Joke help needed

Because I did Geraldo I missed The Oscars and because I’m lazy I haven’t watched it on DVR yet and because I spend all my time playing with my hair and thinking about how fantastic everything will be when I put the finishing touches on my time machine and travel back to the day before my eye started twitching and I was able to look at myself in the mirror unfettered, I haven’t read too much of the coverage. So tell me, my internet bunions: (thank you Ted for my new favorite term!)

Did anyone wear any beaded monstrosities to the Oscars? I know I have about four female fans. Any of you aware of any beaded action? Or guys, perhaps you might be aware?

Do tell!

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0 Responses to Joke help needed

  1. Joe February 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm #

    Sean Penn wore a hot pink, surprisingly simple Rodarte strapless chiffon gown with swirling draping and beading on the bodice.

    Or so I heard.

  2. karpaydm February 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm #

    I only remember this: Penelope Cruz’s dress was 60 years old. I bet she smelled like my grandmother. Or I guess “abuela” in Spanish (if I remember my high school Spanish – and my grandmother – correctly).

    I googled oscars 2009 and beads and found:

    a) Miley Cyrus’ beaded Zuhair Murad dress was mostly white but had tiers of midnight-blue beaded petals.

    b) Freida Pinto (whoever that is) provided a pop of electricity in a beaded blue John Galliano gown with one bejeweled lace sleeve.

    c) Bill Schulz wore a beaded item and was very anal about it, but it was not very easy to make out. He was there as a seat filler – get it? Seat filler? I just had an Alison Rosen “gotta remember this one to use later at a party” joke telling moments. Ah, I kill me!

    Karpaydm (Scott)

  3. karpaydm February 24, 2009 at 2:07 pm #

    Ok, so my “Word Verification” word for my comment was “iduche”. WTF? Alison, are you trying to tell me something?

  4. Toddrod February 24, 2009 at 2:16 pm #

    Alison? It’s Tuesday. Do you really think people are still talking about the Oscars? 😀

    Toddrod

    P.S. karpaydm “iduche” haha I love some of those verification words!

  5. Trapp February 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm #

    I wish I could help. There’s no bigger joke than the Oscars themselves.

    That night, I turned on the tv long enough to catch your Geraldo appearance, then I turned it off and went about my business.

    That’s what I think of the Oscars these days. It ain’t Bob Hope.

  6. Anonymous February 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm #

    Two Post in one–

    —-“(I love you more than life itself). Was that on an Elton John Song ? NO it can’t be. Must be from Slayer. I think I’m the only guy here that listens to Slayer [Angel of Death…..].”

    —“Sean Penn slipped on his wrist invisible yet somehow visible alphabet lace beads that spell out the four letters, S-M-U-G. I wonder what the acronyms stand for.”

  7. David B February 24, 2009 at 11:24 pm #

    Is “iduche” a cyber feminine product? Not that I would notice this type of thing but Miley’s dress was gorgeous!!!! I sort of feel creepy saying that about a 16 y/o’s dress, yuck.

  8. Christian hull February 25, 2009 at 11:38 am #

    It was an amazing Oscar extravaganza of fabulous dresses, and awesome tuxes (I’m gay…I know these things!!) Anne Hathaway looked gorgeous, she had jeweled not a beaded dress. Miley Cyrus’ beaded dress was gorgeous, but her face wasn’t! Beads are out, its all about jewels and crystals and sparkly ,metallic accents this year….

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