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corporate yogurt lingo

“pro-Activia”: 1. the state of being really on your game when it comes to eating laxative yogurt 2. eating laxative yogurt in anticipation of future problems, needs or changes See also: “It’s Go-GURT time!”

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0 Responses to corporate yogurt lingo

  1. WFG February 15, 2009 at 9:58 am #

    Can you explain DanActive?

  2. alison February 15, 2009 at 10:00 am #

    DanActive is a middle manager who tries too hard but has a smokin’ hot wife.

  3. warren the turd February 15, 2009 at 10:10 am #

    become a multi-cultural company
    to get more tax breaks

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