Yelling at a television set
Painting my face
Counting the layers in any sort of bean dip type situation
Claiming there are seven layers despite a fellow bean dip lover’s insistence that there are eight
Talking about what I was doing at exactly this time last year
Taking a cross-section of said dip and counting the layers
Wearing a jersey
Getting frustrated regarding bean dip kerfuffle and shooting friend in the face
With easy cheese!
Tossin’ the pigskin
Slappin’ the salami
Chokin’ the chicken
Wait, this is the wrong kind of list
Rooting for “my” team
Understanding how the game works
Shotgunning beers
Riding shotgun… on the couch!
Officiating at any sort of shotgun wedding
Doing any sort of special touchdown dance
Taking odds
Performing at half time
Wearing my lucky underwear
Do you actually have Lucky Underwear, or are you just bragging?
I love football, but could care less about this game. If they had chosen 2 teams out of hat, it would be a better game.
“THINGS I WANT TO BE DOING ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY”
1. Alison M Rosen
2. umm….don’t think anything else need be added to this list.
But are you rooting for George St. Pierre or B.J. Penn on Saturday! I’ll be wearing my lucky underwear that GSP wins! Doubtful that I’ll be chokin the chicken or slapping the salami either!
Slappin’ the salami…
Now come on, that’s just downright un-American. Everyone knows the grated cheese on top of the dip doesn’t count as a separate layer!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
So the question is…what WILL you be doing then?
i wont be whatching the lingerie bowl….so why bother watching at all…so i guess i wont be “slappin the salami” either.
I am sad to say that I am extremely disappointed that Alison will not be wearing a football jersey during the Superbowl. I suppose it’s not her fault, but women who wear football jerseys are extremely sexy in my opinion.
Do you think Anna will wear a jersey? I should go ask her!!
Toddrod
contemplating suicide while “polishing the bayonet”??
On Super Bowl Sunday I just sit home and watch the game. For the first time it will be in HDTV. I will make every effort to miss the halftime show, no matter which artist is doing it.
This was amusing, but I laughed at “actually understanding the game”
I don’t get off on football at all either. I think I do politics and news with that part of my brain.
Girls in football jerseys? ALWAYS a hot look.
Me: Who’s going to be the big winner on Superbowl Sunday?
NFL Magic 8 Ball: Whoever’s dating Alison and Anna obviously.
Thanks for agreeing with me Joe. I always need a little support!
Toddrod
I’ll be having my own marathon of The Hills… because I’m manly like that.
Yeah but it’s got to be the right football jersey! I think Alison would look best in a Raiders jersey…you know the whole dark hair thingy! Anna would be best in a..hmmmmm 49ers Jersey…possibly!?!!?!
If Alison wore a Raiders jersey….. forget about it! I’d fall in love with her, and wouldn’t give her any crap about anything ever again! Not even about the sofa!
Toddrod
I noticed “experiencing a wardrobe malfunction” was NOT on that list.
I’m the only guy here with a football resume and am not even the first one to answer this post. Amazing. ……