The Strange Story of Zachary Zipper
The Bizarre Boondoggle of Steven Snaps
The Krazy Kerfuffle of Voldemort Velcro
The Fucked Up Foofaraw of Peter Pullover
The Pear-Shaped Plight of Kevin Kiltpin
The Odd Opus of Dennis Drawstring (note: Andy “I have 700 and something Twitter followers” Levy wrote this one)
The Twisted Tale of Eric Elastic Waistband
The Nauseating Narrative of Seamus Suspenders
Those were great.
Hey Allison,
I didn’t know Andy had the time to make 700-some fake Twitter accounts to make him look so cool. *grins*
since many of thse involve clothing,
How about:
1. The Bloodcurdling Quandrary of Boxer Peehole (as in a pee-hole in the boxer.)
2. “The obtuse chronicle of Leopard Leggings.”
3. “The Bending over of Richard Rippity Pants (rated G with a singalong).
4. “The Raconteur’s yarn of Sylvestor Snitch Stich.”
5. “The enigmatic flash of Betsy Underwire.”
6. “The Prickly issue of Peter Pool Pocket.”
Love em, I can’t get CCBB references out of my head either now.
The Phantasmagorical File of Billy Buckle
The Exposed Exposé of Ned Knot
The Illogical Illustrations of Sammy Staples
The Paradoxical Period of Rosie Rivet
The Demented Diary of Joyce Joist
The Industrial Implementation of Fanny Fastener
The Pedophilac Papers of Louis Loop
The Retractable Receptacle of Benny Butz
The Pickled Pair of Linus Lacings
The Fucked Up Faux Pas of Frank Frickenshtein (Rated PG)
Just for fun:
The Sofa Story of Apprehensive Alison
The Fabulous Frenzy of Pedophile Paul
the bamboozled blunders of sean shoelace