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Rejected titles for Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The Strange Story of Zachary Zipper

The Bizarre Boondoggle of Steven Snaps

The Krazy Kerfuffle of Voldemort Velcro

The Fucked Up Foofaraw of Peter Pullover

The Pear-Shaped Plight of Kevin Kiltpin

The Odd Opus of Dennis Drawstring (note: Andy “I have 700 and something Twitter followers” Levy wrote this one)

The Twisted Tale of Eric Elastic Waistband

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  1. Toddrod January 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm #

    The Nauseating Narrative of Seamus Suspenders

  2. Mike January 11, 2009 at 10:27 pm #

    Those were great.

    Hey Allison,

    I didn’t know Andy had the time to make 700-some fake Twitter accounts to make him look so cool. *grins*

  3. Anonymous January 12, 2009 at 12:48 am #

    since many of thse involve clothing,

    How about:

    1. The Bloodcurdling Quandrary of Boxer Peehole (as in a pee-hole in the boxer.)

    2. “The obtuse chronicle of Leopard Leggings.”

    3. “The Bending over of Richard Rippity Pants (rated G with a singalong).

    4. “The Raconteur’s yarn of Sylvestor Snitch Stich.”

    5. “The enigmatic flash of Betsy Underwire.”

    6. “The Prickly issue of Peter Pool Pocket.”

  4. EDinATL January 12, 2009 at 1:09 am #

    Love em, I can’t get CCBB references out of my head either now.

  5. Bingo January 12, 2009 at 2:45 am #

    The Phantasmagorical File of Billy Buckle

    The Exposed Exposé of Ned Knot

    The Illogical Illustrations of Sammy Staples

    The Paradoxical Period of Rosie Rivet

    The Demented Diary of Joyce Joist

    The Industrial Implementation of Fanny Fastener

    The Pedophilac Papers of Louis Loop

    The Retractable Receptacle of Benny Butz

    The Pickled Pair of Linus Lacings

  6. Ted from Accounting January 12, 2009 at 10:28 am #

    The Fucked Up Faux Pas of Frank Frickenshtein (Rated PG)

  7. Toddrod January 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm #

    Just for fun:

    The Sofa Story of Apprehensive Alison

  8. Colt V. Ables January 13, 2009 at 9:12 pm #

    The Fabulous Frenzy of Pedophile Paul

  9. coffee January 18, 2009 at 9:18 pm #

    the bamboozled blunders of sean shoelace

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