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Discussions with an existentialist magic 8 ball

Q: Will today be a good day?
A: Signs point to what is the point of it all?

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0 Responses to Discussions with an existentialist magic 8 ball

  1. Joe January 28, 2009 at 8:57 am #

    Me: Should I go to the party Alison invited me to this weekend?
    SpongeBob SquarePants Magic 8 Ball: Sounds Fishy

    I was hoping it would say Crabsolutely

  2. Michael January 28, 2009 at 9:56 am #

    That wasn’t funny.

  3. Brett Jones January 28, 2009 at 11:18 am #

    Just threaten the 8 ball with violence, it’ll change it’s tune.

  4. basicmagic January 28, 2009 at 12:10 pm #

    @alison

    re: “A: Signs point to what is the point of it all?”

    wondering, didn’t you get the memo… ?

    2009 is the first year A.B. (After Barack)… and so, your existential angst / nihilism is out of place…

    don’t you rejoice in the wonder of the New America?

    vincent, in buffalo

  5. Toddrod January 28, 2009 at 12:27 pm #

    Q 4 M8B: Should I make fun of Alison’s sofa today?

    A: What’s the matter with you?!?! Do you think you are in 4th grade still, and making fun of girls is a better approach than saying something nice to them? You, sir, are stoooooopid! Maybe you should send her some nice flowers, and just admit to her that you have these feelings for her. Why not just put yourself out there, and take a chance? Don’t be so pathetic with these childish antics. That is all that I’m saying!

    Q 4 M8B: Uh.. what was all that other stuff you just said? It was a lot of stuff, and the words were so small I couldn’t read what it all said.

    A: Just go away already!

  6. Kevin January 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm #

    I think your magic 8 ball may be emo?

  7. Rod Legojevich January 28, 2009 at 5:01 pm #

    Perhaps the secret to eternal happiness is in cracking the 8-ball and drinking the blue liquid from inside……

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball

  8. warrensheehan January 28, 2009 at 6:42 pm #

    wow ..you just ran with the magic8 ball…greatness..what did “insert name here”‘s 8 ball say…alison this is a breakthru..its not all about you

  9. warrensheehan January 28, 2009 at 6:52 pm #

    Hitler in the bunker asking the magic8 ball..is today gonna suck.
    magic 8 ball..no

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