I just found this fast-moving action sequence on YouTube. It’s from the auto show, specifically the design challenge at the auto show. The guy’s named is spelled Jacques but he pronounces it Jack. Sort of like how my name is spelled Alison but I pronounce it Yolanda. But lest you are new to all things me, please watch some of my more exciting videos before deciding that you love me. (That’s where this was all going anyway, right? Admit it: you love me. You love me in spite of this video. I knew it.)
That guy is a Jacques-ass.*
*rimshot
My favorite video of you, Alison, was when you were on the MINI rooftop and for some reason the music stopped and you started doing shadow puppets on the wall to entertain everyone.
And then you and Kirsten Dunst got up and sang “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria” from The Sound of Music followed by “Pore Jud is Daid” from Oklahoma.
And then you and Kirsten accurately reenacted the knife fight from West Side Story.
That was quite a night.
OMG Kirsten Dunst! That’s all I have to say about her.
Toddrod
Yesterday I made a mildly amusing reply about calling him, J’Accuse! and looking at him like I knew he was up to no good.
Blogger.com sort of whimpered and fell on it’s face when I pressed publish, so this is part duex.