At the grocery store earlier, which was a certain kind of hell, I once again cracked up when I saw a box of broccoli spears in the frozen aisle. Have I already written about this? See, I see the broccoli spears and then I imagine a spoof of Britney Spears where a character says her name is Broccoli Spears and then I laugh. It gets me every time. Also, it’s why I’m single.
Only because you automatically rule out any guy who thinks it’s funny, too. 😉
I dunno why, but I was reminded of the SNL skit when Dana Carvey sings, “she’s choppin’ broccoli, she’s choppin’ broc…coli”
Toddrod
Parody:
“A similar thing happened to me except it dealt with chewing gum. One time, I had lettuce stuck between two of my teeth and couldn’t decide what to do since the idea of brushing your teeth in the public restroom is as surreal as it can get . LAter on, I so happened to see two twin girls riding on a two-person bike which oddly doesn’t happen very often in where I’m at but made me recall those commercials we know from way back. So then, to conclude the story I bought a Wrigley’s Doublemint pack. But still, Your story of course blows my story to smithereens….