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Is there something wrong with your television?

Is it that there’s not enough me on it? I think that’s it. No really, I’m pretty sure of it. In fact, I don’t even know why you’re watching it right now. If I were you, I’d just put plants on it.

But I think I’ll be on the Morning Show with Mike and Juliet on Monday, which is awesome… for you.

In other news I bought a lint roller that smells like Bounce! I’ve never been so excited to remove lint from my garments! I almost want to get a cat just so I have more to pick up!

Not really. I wouldn’t go that far.

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0 Responses to Is there something wrong with your television?

  1. Joe October 16, 2008 at 5:16 pm #

    The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet – I think I actually get that here!

    Speaking of TV, there’s a 2 hour special on The Autopsy Channel tonight! So I’m going to sit on the couch with my full-size inflatable Alison doll (imported from Taiwan, $29.95) and enjoy it – although she sometimes likes to turn in early, if you know what I mean…

  2. Toddrod October 16, 2008 at 9:48 pm #

    I have no idea who Alison is talking about, or what channel to find these people. I have a strong feeling that these people are on tv when I am sleeping. I’m sorry Alison, but I’ll be snoozing while you are on tv. I hope Bobo/Starla/THE shirt makes an appearance. Don’t try to be funny though. What if there is no audience to laugh at your jokes?!?

    Toddrod

  3. Anonymous October 17, 2008 at 12:06 am #

    Quote of the bad television signal:

    “My car that runs on BLog came to a sudden stop in the middle of the road as there was nothing new posted here. People were honking and some bystanders offered help but were actually intending to steal my 24 inch rims and my James Carville Head antenna topper. I was gonna complain in the previous post I already made a comment on but I realized that reusable blogging wouldn’t get my automobile moving. I instead did the most old-fashioned and time-consuming method. And that is, WRITING TO ABBY….

    —–Your Average, Joe Da Plumber

  4. Joe October 17, 2008 at 5:12 am #

    Toddrod, Mike Jerrick and Juliet Huddy used to be on Fox & Friends Weekend, but now have their own weekday show carried by a lot of Fox stations. Bill Schulz was on recently, and Greg and Michelle Collins were on yesterday (videos are posted on the Activity Pit).

    It's on here at 9am but is probably on at different times across the country. I've only seen it a couple of times because that's not a good time for me – but of course I'll record it to watch the lovely and talented Miss Rosen!

  5. Scott October 17, 2008 at 9:39 am #

    What’s the deal with Twitter?

    I don’t get it.

    Is it just for those random thoughts you want to share that don’t quite constitute a full Blog entry?

    It seems like you’re just phoning it in.

  6. Brett Jones October 17, 2008 at 3:34 pm #

    Scott I totally thought twitter was the lamest web app ever, then I kind of figured it out.

    You can follow people, they can follow you and short messages can be sent back and forth, or posts by a user can be made to the ether for anyone to see. There may be more to it than what I was able to glean, but I’m kind of slow.

    I still rank it in the bottom 15% of lame web apps. It seems like it’s more suited to be a feature to something like the software that runs blogspot, not a stand alone app.

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