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What part of the bee are you?

Laura Leu and I were discussing someone whom we’ve both had frustrating experiences with:

Me: She’s a real piece of work. She’s not a tall drink of water OR a sight for sore eyes.
Laura Leu: She’s not the bee’s knees. Hell, she’s not even the bees ankles.
Me: She’s the bee’s anus.
Laura Leu: You’re giving her too much credit, I’d say she’s more like the bee’s tarsal claw.

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0 Responses to What part of the bee are you?

  1. Rbastid August 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm #

    But was she the cats meow?

    I’d hopefully be the bee’s little front legs, their like little and cute and useless, also I wouldn’t be stood on like them back legs.

    Hmm sadly responded to this 8 minutes after you posted it.

  2. Anonymous August 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm #

    Quote of the stinger statement:

    “It was a tough choice to make but I’m sorry I will not choose Alison Rosen to be my vice president after what she said about “BLAMING DENVER”…..”

    —-Obama on what he will possibly say on Saturday

  3. Joe August 22, 2008 at 4:58 pm #

    If I were part of a bee, I would be the Compound Eye. Or, rather, the Compound I. That’s because I consist of two or more different elements chemically bonded together in a fixed proportion by mass. Yes, I used to go to Mass a lot and I’m all about fixed proportions. As long as they’re supersized.

    That be my bee analysis.

    Holy crap – it’s the WEEKEND! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  4. Ted from Accounting August 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm #

    I’mmmmmm back! Costa Mesa was beautiful! I had the best sea food dinner in Newport Beach last night!

    Ok, here is my contribution: I’d say Alison was the Bee’s Honey because she is sweet like that!

    Enough of the cheesy lines…I’m out of here! Buzzzzzzzzz

  5. Toddrod August 22, 2008 at 9:57 pm #

    I’m allergic to bees. :p

    Toddrod

  6. Brett Jones August 23, 2008 at 9:19 am #

    Beecause it’s a beeautiful day and beecause it’s the week of the Union fair, we’re off to see and smell farm animals and eat cornmeal covered grease dogs. Throw in a ride or two on the death trap ferris wheel and the tea cups and it’ll be a fun day.

    Bee good people and have a great day.

  7. Brett Jones August 23, 2008 at 9:21 am #

    I’d bet we see a few baby chicks and ducklings. I will photo document for the enjoyment of others..

  8. alison August 23, 2008 at 9:23 am #

    Yes please! Thanks, Brett!

  9. Brett Jones August 23, 2008 at 8:39 pm #

    Here’s my report from the fair.

    http://bretthjones.blogspot.com/

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