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At the hotel

The hotel my parents are staying at is crawling with cops. They're stationed around the perimeter and on the corners a few blocks in each direction. I realize I'm popular with the men in blue, but this is a little much, even for me.

Well I just found out they're here because Obama and Clinton are also here! As a member of the press I feel it's my duty to watch tv while telling you about this. My parents are currently walking Tobey with hopes of getting a glimpse of something or other. I suspect they will be getting a glimpse of… more cops.
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0 Responses to At the hotel

  1. Brett Jones July 9, 2008 at 8:54 pm #

    Inquiring minds want to know. What political party is Tobey affiliated with?

    I suspect it’s the Free Green Milkbone party. Their promises of a Milkbone in every bowl and fresh new bouncy tennis balls in every backyard makes for a very compelling political pitch.

    Woof.

  2. Grant Friedman July 9, 2008 at 9:16 pm #

    Unfortunately, unless your parents are part of the kitchen staff, they won’t see either of them. Presidential candidates rarely walk where people will ever see them. I’ve worked a few events for presidential candidates, been ten feet away from them but still never caught a glimpse. Maybe that’s a testament to how unimportant I am.

  3. artiphys July 9, 2008 at 9:41 pm #

    when I lived in NY near Rockefeller Center, every time there was a parade there were like 20 cops per corner. There are at least 30 parades a year. That’s a lot of doughuts.

    This made me laugh, seriously. It’s got nothing to do with cops.

    http://www.lookatmystripedshirt.com/articleTGISA.asp

  4. Ted from Accounting July 10, 2008 at 11:28 am #

    It seems like there is never a cop around when you need one though!

    Hey great job on Red Eye the other night! My post game wrap is that you were awesome!

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