“Alright, Twitch and Kerrington performed a moving Viennese waltz dedicated to their choreographer’s disabled daughter.”
I don’t mean to make light of what I’m sure is a poignant plot twist on So You Think You Can Dance, however that sentence, which I just heard on the TV Guide Channel’s Reality Chat, which, incidentally, I would like to host should they be looking for new hosts, is like something out of an S.J. Perelman essay.
I’m watching the Women’s Olympics Gymnastics trials right now as I type. Well, not as I type because I’m looking at the keyboard as I type. You know what I mean.
Oh! I just missed a Omelianchik (a back dive with a quarter-twist, ending in a handstand) – one of my favorite moves on the balance beam.
I’m always amazed watching gymnastics – especially women’s. I can barely walk upright and these incredibly talented girls, some only 15, do just amazing things.
Darn… I just missed a Pak Salto on the Uneven Parallel Bars. OK, now they’re replaying it in slowmo. Amazing. I wonder if I can manage to walk to the kitchen without stubbing my toe. It’s probably about a 50/50 chance.
I didn’t spot one pun in your last 3 posts, Alison. I guess you can skip the Punsaholics Anonymous meeting this week!
OK… I’m just posting cuz I feel bad that only Joe made a comment here. It’s not a real post, but I want Alison to look good all the time, and when she makes a post on her blog that only garnishes one response, well that doesn’t look good, in my opinion. So here I am.
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