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I just heard this on TV

“Alright, Twitch and Kerrington performed a moving Viennese waltz dedicated to their choreographer’s disabled daughter.”

I don’t mean to make light of what I’m sure is a poignant plot twist on So You Think You Can Dance, however that sentence, which I just heard on the TV Guide Channel’s Reality Chat, which, incidentally, I would like to host should they be looking for new hosts, is like something out of an S.J. Perelman essay.

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0 Responses to I just heard this on TV

  1. Joe June 21, 2008 at 6:09 pm #

    I’m watching the Women’s Olympics Gymnastics trials right now as I type. Well, not as I type because I’m looking at the keyboard as I type. You know what I mean.

    Oh! I just missed a Omelianchik (a back dive with a quarter-twist, ending in a handstand) – one of my favorite moves on the balance beam.

    I’m always amazed watching gymnastics – especially women’s. I can barely walk upright and these incredibly talented girls, some only 15, do just amazing things.

    Darn… I just missed a Pak Salto on the Uneven Parallel Bars. OK, now they’re replaying it in slowmo. Amazing. I wonder if I can manage to walk to the kitchen without stubbing my toe. It’s probably about a 50/50 chance.

    I didn’t spot one pun in your last 3 posts, Alison. I guess you can skip the Punsaholics Anonymous meeting this week!

  2. Toddrod June 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm #

    OK… I’m just posting cuz I feel bad that only Joe made a comment here. It’s not a real post, but I want Alison to look good all the time, and when she makes a post on her blog that only garnishes one response, well that doesn’t look good, in my opinion. So here I am.

    Toddrod

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