Greetings my little tomatillos. Tonight I went to a party in the meatpacking district where they had a meat pinata—a pinata that looked like a giant steak. Any joke you can think of involving “meat pinatas,” I already made. Unfortunately they were taking their sweet ass time to beat the meat, as it were, so I never found out what was inside. I spent a lot of time wondering about it though.
Anyway, here’s another vlog where I answer some questions. If I didn’t get to yours don’t worry, this is just the beginning! (I think I miss the written word though.)
Wow, this is fantastic – more adventures from inside Alison’s bedroom! I’m happier than a gopher in soft dirt. And that’s pretty dang happy.
A lot of good questions have already been asked. My question is… if you could be any kind of tree, what kind of tree would you be?
No, no, no… that’s not a real question. And I already know the answer – it’s obviously a Sequoiadendron (Giant Sequoia). If you’re gonna be a tree, you gotta be a big one. And they’re protected too, and we all know how important protection is. Always use protection, people!
Like Anonymous, I was wondering what the dispay is behind you. It looks like a computer monitor rather than a TV. But that doesn’t necessarily rule out your being a time traveler.
Hmmm… I can really only think of a few questions and they’re pretty easy. But since so many have already been asked, I’ll wait a few days to ask mine. I’m really good at waiting my turn (the nuns beat that lesson into me at a very young age. As did my three older sisters!)
Thanks, Alison.
It made my morning to find that your first answer session was dedicated to my questions.
Now I’m off to the shower. My wife an I spent most of the day laying tiles in the mud room (We ended up 4 tiles short. Grrr.). I’m covered in thin set grit and dust.
Oh here is a question I thought of for Alison!
Do you still enjoy watching tv, or has it become a job?
I only ask because I used to watch tv all the time, but now I can barely stand it! I’m not sure if it is because I want to be more snobby as I get older, or if it’s because there are no more classic tv programing like Matlock.
Toddrod
I’ve never been to a party in the meat packing district. I’m always told that I’m not good looking enough. Maybe I should drop your name.
Cool VLOG…that is interesting to hear about your sister!
You should create a cool Alison Rosen Backdrop / Poster to place behind you in the VLOGs…not that your room isn’t cool or anything but this is show business darn it!
The Sequoia comment was funny and original Joe!
This is my very first comment/visit to your blog. I am big fan of yours from Red Eye. No really, I’m 300 lbs (tat-tat, dink).
I like your vlogs, I just watched the 3, keep them coming.
*Exhales* OK I hope that wasn’t too creepy…