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Hey you… don't even!

Yeah that’s right, you… Don’t even start with me right now because I am just not in the mood. I’ve had it up to here with your sass, your lip, your guff, your backtalk, your sassafrassyness and your general indecency when it comes to things involving mustaches.

Okay, so I wasn’t going in that direction, but the word didn’t come to me fast enough so mustaches will have to do.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go study celebrities for this thing I’m doing tomorrow, but I have my eye on you, senor.

Anyone know how to make a tilda? Anyone? Little help with the fucking tilda?

Boy, I am in some mood.

Actually, the above was meant as a joke, or perhaps the beginning of a monologue to be performed in a small Latin American country, but the reason I’m in this mood is because I’m currently involved in the most retarded disagreement with someone over who blew the other one off first.

AND IT’S GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY READING UP ON JULIA ROBERTS AND MR. T.

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0 Responses to Hey you… don't even!

  1. Anonymous June 26, 2008 at 1:39 am #

    qUOTE OF THE MOUSTACH:

    “iF YOU LIKE HAIR ON MEN’S FACES THEN YOU CAN JUST GO AHEAD AND TOUCH MINES…..”

    —jASON “sTEROIDERS” gIAMBI

  2. Brett June 26, 2008 at 7:52 am #

    The following is boosted from the results of a Google search.

    On the Mac, ALT + n generates “ñ”.

    On the PC, ALT + (number pad) 164 or ALT + (number pad) 0241 generate “ñ”.

    Regarding that other thing, it was totally the other persons fault. You’re perfection and would never do that.

  3. Joe June 26, 2008 at 8:43 am #

    I purposely don’t use tildas because I still have emotional scars from taking 2 years of Spanish in high school.

    And since gratuating HS, not a single person has walked up to me on the street and started conversing in Spanish, I’ve come to the conclusion that those 2 years of classes were a complete waste of time.

    I suppose if Mexico were to attack and take over the U.S., I would have a major problem – but I’m willing to take that risk. I’m more concerned about other things that are much more likely to happen, like getting run over by a submarine in my living room or uncovering a radioactive isotope in my back yard.

    On the other hand, I really am concerned I might not be able to listen to the Diana Fallzone show on Monday night because I don’t have Sirius radio. Siriusly.

  4. Toddrod June 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm #

    Julia Roberts hooked up with Mr T?!?! I pity da foo! (I’ve never ever thought I’d have a reason to say that here on Alison’s blog! YAY!)

    Toddrod

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