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A photo I stole from The Activity Pit


Did I say stole? I meant borrowed. Anyway, I’d like to point out that this is not an accurate representation of my teeth which, in real life, are more white and straight looking than this. Also, off camera I am a petite blond woman who answers to the name “Madge” and is allergic to dairy.

In other news, I love Jeopardy and really can’t stand Wheel of Fortune. When I hear the WoF music come on I can’t change the channel fast enough. If I let it run for a little while because I’m busy doing something else I feel like I’ve somehow let myself down. It’s reminiscent of how I felt when the Arli$$ music came on after Sex and the City. This is related to nothing above, by the way. And I’ve decided to forgo italics. Fuck you, italics. No time.

(Was it convincing? Because I totally DO have time for them, but I don’t want them to know.)

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0 Responses to A photo I stole from The Activity Pit

  1. Toddrod June 17, 2008 at 9:45 pm #

    I like italics! Poor italics.

    Toddrod

  2. Rbastid June 18, 2008 at 8:27 am #

    Thank god, WoF is for people who aren’t smart enough to think. How hard is it to pick letters and spell?

    Now on the other hand try and give the question to, This 16th century male and/or female once did a dance. And Alex Trebek will know the damn question. Plus I own in that Kids Jeopardy they had on a few years back.

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