So you know how gmail puts those little one line ads at the top of your email inbox window which somehow relate to your email content? Maybe you don’t know, but that doesn’t matter. Please try to keep up. Anyway, this is what was just adorning the top of my inbox:
Bird Poops In Mouth – www.SuperDeluxe.com – Watch the infamous video and story. Only at Super Deluxe.
It’s funny… because I was just talking about pooping in mouths, but where do the birds come in?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
UPDATE: See, it’s funny because I was actually talking about birds recently, not pooping in mouths. Just wanted to clarify although not sure it’s necesary.
Quote of the day:
” Dear DIary, I just tumbled upon this new blog called Alison Rosen blog…”
—Babycakes
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/series/baby_cakes
Um, I’d like to cancel that eDate now!
Now you are just trying to sabotage your dating life with this talk of pooping in the mouth. It’s not gonna work young missy!
Toddrod
P.S. Ted! Don’t cancel your date. It’s a trick! It’s a trick!!
This sure beats the hell out of Myspace telling me i’m a murderer for eating meat, maybe I should switch to eating poop….again.
Okay, Okay! I’ll give in to peer pressure and take one for the team! But I’m bringing some eMouthwash and eGum on this one! After all, I have standards! 🙂
Do you know what I hate? No, not hemmoroids. Damn it – you people have too good a memory.
I hate celebrities who tell everyone else how to live environmentally friendly lifestyles while they themselves are the world’s biggest offenders.
Personally, I think the biggest hypocrite is Barbara Streisand, but the UK’s Daily Mail says John Travolta is the worst offender. Why? Because he owns 5 private jets including a Boeing 707 – which he sometimes flys in by himself.
Here’s the Daily Mail article if you want to read more: tinyurl.com/5q4l2m
This is very upsetting. Once again, Ted and I have both failed to make People Magazine’s list of the 100 Most Beautiful People – this time for 2008.
OK, I can MAYBE understand why Ted wasn’t on the list, but please… they continue to ignore me year after year and it’s really starting to piss me off.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to take the ultimate step – write them a letter. And I’m not talking email here, I actually plan to take pen in hand and try to find a piece of paper somewhere. I’m even going to buy a stamp. I might make it certified WITH return receipt ( depends on how much it costs.)
I regret having to resort to this kind of action, but sadly I feel I have no other option.
Alright already! I’m sorry for the mouthwash comment! Don’t punish everyone for the actions of Toddrod! I knew you were talking about birds!?!?
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Joe, I was actually in that issue…under the user submitted section. My name was in small print for their east Caribbean edition. Try that route next time…I get lots of emails from people who speak Haitian Creole.