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I have not taken advantage of the extra hour of daylight to make hay or rotate my crops. Damnit!

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  1. Mr. Ricardo March 10, 2008 at 12:12 am #

    I’m thinking an extra hour or no extra hour, if you wanted to “make hay” or “rotate your crops” you’d find a way to do it. I could be wrong. Is it me or did that just sounded dirty. Naaah.

  2. Anonymous March 10, 2008 at 3:05 am #

    Quote of the daylight savings time:

    Tonight on Red Eye, we’ll ask Dr. Baden why white female underwear turns red and why white male underwear turns brown. Catch us on Red Eye tonight with guest appearances by Alison Rosen. Also first time guest, the pretty and sexy Danny “IS HE or ISN’T HE ” Noriega. What I was trying to ask is whether he’s Mexican or Chinese you silly goof! See you there.

    —-Andy “Hooter Face” Levy

  3. Joe March 10, 2008 at 5:39 am #

    It’d probably be a little difficult rotating crops anywhere in Manhattan… but I haven’t been there in a while, so I could be wrong.

    I can’t help thinking there’s a good intro in there somewhere…

    If her hips were a corn field, I’d fertilize her crops – or – If beauty were hay, I’d take a roll in her.

    hey, it’s early on a Monday – cut me some slack… :o)

  4. Joe March 10, 2008 at 8:09 am #

    Alison – were you really up at 2:56 a.m.? I think we need an explanation, young lady. After all, it was a school night.

    New York may be the city that never sleeps, but that hardly means you can stay up and party until all hours. We all need our beauty sleep (OK, not you so much, but the rest of us do).

    Don’t make me come down there and enforce curfew… BECAUSE I’LL DO IT!

  5. Anonymous March 10, 2008 at 9:45 am #

    Well, I have bigger worries than crop circles. Isn’t that what you said? No? Okay.. I’m still gearing up to “Beware the Ides of March.” I’m not quite sure why, but I will…you know, beware the ides…”Shut up Michael” Fine.

    Michael.
    La.

    mood: just fine.

  6. Ted from Accounting March 10, 2008 at 10:58 am #

    You Northerners just aint much use to us on the farms! Can you milk cows instead?

    I’ve often thought that Alison never sleeps as well Joe! She is like a robot! I need my beauty sleep!

    I got my TIVO set and I hope you have a great time tonight! I’m guessing you will be sitting in seat closest to Greg!

  7. Joe March 10, 2008 at 1:11 pm #

    Should be a fun show tonight, especially with all the news coming out of New York this afternoon!

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    0000______Alison Rocks!______0000
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  8. Anonymous March 10, 2008 at 1:14 pm #

    Just saw the guest list for tonight. Not only Alison (my fav) but Godfrey is on. That guy is a riot. Since I’m part Euro-trash weak girl, I can proudly say that I am giddy. But don’t quote me on that.
    Have a good show Alison.

    Michael.
    La.

    mood: anticipatory. I don’t know if that’s a real word, but I still feel that way..along with….
    “Shut up Michael” …alright already.

  9. Anonymous March 10, 2008 at 1:18 pm #

    Oh one more thing before I check out for the day. Thank you Pow for the review of the song sample. I just went back and saw that you had commented on it. I appreciate it. Muchos guacomole or something.

    Michael.
    La.

    mood: appreciative.

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