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I'm sitting next to a cup of urine

I’m sitting next to a cup of urine. There are lots of cops here. And yet, this ER is like neither gray’s anatomy nor law and order SVU. I took a break and went to a store called PUPPIES! I looked around but I wasn’t hungry. I’m engaged in an unspoken war with my sister’s boyfriend over the one seat here. I’m winning right now seeing as my ass is being gently cradled by a vinyl cushion and his is left to graze the cheapo curtain separating us from the scary scary woman in the next bed over. Yeah that’s right, non-blood relative! I can outsit you so don’t get any fancy ideas. MY chair. MY sister. MY perch near the neglected cup of urine.
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0 Responses to I'm sitting next to a cup of urine

  1. Anonymous March 15, 2008 at 5:11 pm #

    Quote of the day:

    “You should write a book based on this day entitled “THERE WILL BE BLOOD… and BLACKBERRY.”

    —-MCCAULEY “I CAN”T SPELL MY NAME” CAULKIN

  2. Joe March 15, 2008 at 5:38 pm #

    “my ass is being gently cradled”

    I may have trouble sleeping tonight…

  3. Mr. Ricardo March 15, 2008 at 8:56 pm #

    I’m glad some one understands the Relative Rule.

    Best friends apply, but only if they’re female. That’s how I understand it. This comes from my best friend who is female. I never question her, ’cause she can legally carry a gun. So, I don’t question her. Did I mention that already?

  4. Pow March 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm #

    I’m glad it wasn’t a restaurant called PUPPIES. That would have been disturbing. Although HOOTERS doesn’t sell owls, so it could work.
    Actually it’s brilliant! We could open a chain. I see the shirts with pictures of Tobey. Now we just need a menu. Have your people call my people. Well that would be me, since I have no people. Your story of sitting for your familial right has inspired. It’s only one reason why this blog is so becoming.

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