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Well, I did

A homeless man told me I looked “spiffy” tonight. Okay fine, he wasn’t just a homeless man, he was my homeless man. The one who lives on my corner. And while I didn’t give him any money, I appreciated his discerning taste.

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0 Responses to Well, I did

  1. Ted from Social Services December 6, 2007 at 10:57 pm #

    We actually have professional pan handlers near Palm Springs. For real, one guy will put sunglasses, a hat & scarf on his little dog. Then stand at the freeway on ramp with a sign needing money for dog food. I’ve heard he makes about $400 a day. Think about it: 400 x 30 days = 12,000 a month under the table.

    I feel bad now for bringing that up, it must be cold in New York.

    The movie It’s a Wonderful Life just hit me like a ton of bricks…Something must be done for this man! Maybe Time Out New York could do an extreme makeover or even ship him here with a dog.

  2. Big Guy December 7, 2007 at 12:28 am #

    Spiffy, eh? So that’s what Allison looks like while sitting drunk on the sidewalk…..

  3. Anonymous December 7, 2007 at 8:45 am #

    Sometimes people don’t need money. A nice warm blanket and maybe a bowl of hot soup will suffice. I find it amazing that as great a country we have, we have people living on the streets and out in the elements. We’re too rich a country to allow that to go on. Okay, I’ll stop ranting. I don’t want to be Mr. Buzz Killington. I’m just an old softy.

    I’m about to go out of town here shortly on a weekend retreat. No I’m not a salesman. I don’t work for the man. This is a soul cleansing trip. Which is hard to imagine, due to the fact I’m going to Mississippi. I’m hoping to recharge my battery and break the cycle of any stale thinking I have going on. So I won’t be here for roll call so to speak. Well, enough about me already. Er’body have a good weekend. See you in the funny papers!

    Michael.
    La.

  4. Me December 7, 2007 at 2:51 pm #

    Buy him a one way ticket to Florida before he says you look eatable.

    – Weird Blogger

  5. SFSciolist December 11, 2007 at 3:52 pm #

    A homeless guy made a verbal pass at two of my female co-workers during lunch. I only wish that I had this guy’s high self-esteem and optimism about his chances of success. (I won’t even go out and talk to strangers unless I’ve shaved and showered for the day.)

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