For awhile I was saying Josh Schwartz was my buddyroo but then I interviewed David Schwimmer and I think he might be my new best friend. Sorry Josh. Here’s my interview with you though.
For awhile I was saying Josh Schwartz was my buddyroo but then I interviewed David Schwimmer and I think he might be my new best friend. Sorry Josh. Here’s my interview with you though.
Alison, I wish to make a request. I read that you monitored the The daily gut. When I first came on, I was acting foolish and treated others badly, I wish I could get another opportunity to be able to blog. I promise I will keep with the spirit of the blog and not mistreat others. I love the show, and I love the blog. I just made a bad mistake. Please give me another shot. TheJena0
I think you misread… I don’t monitor The Daily Gut… but, um, glad you’ve turned over a new leaf?
Thank you for replying. I guess I did misread. Anyway, all my comments are being taken off because of my insensitive behavior. Uh, could you put in a good work for me please? I really love the show, and blog. The name I use is Jena0. Again, thank you for replying.
anyway, I’ll just take the opportunity to share some of my “intro’s”. Maybe you’ll like some of these. *clears throat*. If (whomever) was reincarnated into a feline, I would rub that pussy (or cat-edited version} till it purred.
Michael
Louisiana
If beauty was a sewer pipe, I would ream that stink hole.
Michael
Louisiana.
If (whomever) was a battleship, I would let my seamen sail all over (him/her)
Michael
Louisiana
If (whomever) was a marinade, I would soak my meat in her tasty juices overnight.
Michael
Louisiana
If (whomever) was a tortilla shell, I would put my meat in her and fold her over.
Michael
Louisiana
If (whomever) was a nut cracker, I would let her help me bust a few nuts.
Michael
Louisiana
If Greg was a jar of Planters Peanuts, I would eat his salty nuts.
Michael
Louisiana
If (whomever) was skeet, I would shoot my wad at her/him
Michael
Louisiana
Looking forward to the show tonight. Thanks Alison for the forum in which to speak. You’re as cool as the other side of the pillow.
Michael
Louisiana
One more then I have to go catch O’reilly.
If Alison Rosen were a dairy cow, I would squeeze her teats to get that creamy white milk.
Michael
Louisiana
If Alison Rosen was a mailbox. I would stuff my over-sized package inside her.
Michael
Louisiana
I have a question Alison, do you think it may be possible in the future for you to be in the redeye studio so your adoring fans may see your legs. I hope this doesn’t violate the restraining order you have against me. I was unable to use my pigeon carrier service…hmmmz.
Michael
Louisiana
If Alison were a loading dock, I would back up insider her and drop off my load.
Michael
Louisiana