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HIGHLY SPECIFIC SCENARIOS INVOLVING DUCKS (and what to say)

THE SITUATION: someone has given you a duck which you’re trying desperately to give away, so desperately that you resort to flattery

YOU SAY: “Nice shoes! Want a duck?”

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