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round sentient being

My insatiable public demands more posts and who am I to disappoint? In the meantime, read this about male infertility but know that my very best joke (“frankly, your tighty-whiteys may be strangling your balls”) was cut. I should probably tell you about SXSW and how my left ear literally was bleeding when I got back, not from hearing so many bands or slamming drugs into my ear canal or doing anything hardcore and extreme, but from pushing an ear plug in too far I think, which is like hitting yourself in the head with a helmet or twisting your knee while putting on a knee pad or scratching the fuck out of yourself whilst putting on a straightjacket. The point though, is that I’m going to continue this dumb 8 ball conceit because actually I am one to disappoint.

Q: Are you a magic 8 ball?
A: Yes definitely.

Q: Am I a magic 8 ball?
A: Don’t count on it.

Frankly, I’m speechless.

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0 Responses to round sentient being

  1. Anonymous March 29, 2005 at 3:27 pm #

    Once again, we say this: You are brilliant.

    We miss you in Fresno.

  2. alison March 29, 2005 at 7:53 pm #

    wow! I didn’t realize my reign of dazzlement reached Fresno. And why shouldn’t it really? But really, thanks! who are you?

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