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Phone-a-fan details!

You know what I need? Some kind of show wiki. In lieu of that, a show website. In lieu of that, just somewhere to go to get info about the show like a page. I need to get on that. In the meantime I’ll just regurgitate the info and spit it into your mouth like a bird, because who doesn’t love birds? Especially birds with info?

Here’s the phone-a-fan details  you need to know, should you want a piece of this action, which you pretty much do:

Okay my little quesadillas, this is how it’s going to go down. Instead of having the last fan choose who the next fan to receive a call on the show is, I’m thinking everyone who wants to get a call should send me their info and I will put all of it in a hat although it’s quite possible it won’t really be a hat and instead it will be a double boiler or a shoe.

If I call you and you don’t answer, I will pull another name out of the hat and you will silently curse your cruel fate.

So send me your name and number (I fear this request sounds creepy but I assure you I will not do anything with your numbers other than put them in said shoe or hat or boiler) to alisonrosenisyournewbestfriend at gmail dot com and you will be entered into lifechanging phone call territory. Speaking of territory, for now this is limited to the continental US because I can’t afford to call other places because that’s the kind of show I’m doing: a cheap one. BUT I LOVE YOU ALL!

And tune the fuck in for amazingness times a zillion.

Also on tomorrow’s show, awesome guests. I’m putting the final touches on the awesomeness now, so I don’t want to say for sure, because it’s not for sure, but then nothing in this world is. Except my love for you. That is rock solid. And the fact that I can only handle TV makeup on my face for so long before I want to peel it off or punch someone. See you tomorrow! Or later tonight!

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6 Responses to Phone-a-fan details!

  1. pauldpearl April 6, 2010 at 1:47 pm #

    YOU SWEARED… /me likes…

    Do you want me to send you a page for you made in HTML that would be the afore mentioned.. “Some kind of show wiki. In lieu of that, a show website. In lieu of that, just somewhere to go to get info about the show like a page”..?

  2. pauldpearl April 6, 2010 at 9:47 pm #

    YOU SWEARED… /me likes…

    Do you want me to send you a page for you made in HTML that would be the afore mentioned.. “Some kind of show wiki. In lieu of that, a show website. In lieu of that, just somewhere to go to get info about the show like a page”..?

  3. aNonymous April 6, 2010 at 11:26 pm #

    “If I luckily recieve the call,perhaps I will lie that I’m an entertainment lawyer from Beverly HIlls …..”

  4. aNonymous April 7, 2010 at 7:26 am #

    “If I luckily recieve the call,perhaps I will lie that I'm an entertainment lawyer from Beverly HIlls …..”

  5. Michael Moeller June 14, 2010 at 11:14 am #

    Oh man, I got the call. It was like winning the Lottery when I heard them say my name!
    So, here are a couple of things for this post. Alison asked me when it was that I first discovered her, and it was on RedEye last year sometime. I forgot to mention that it was months before I actually watched her show. She would send out a message describing the show and the one that hooked me was that there was going to be a soap opera in Italian which featured her as a cabbage saleswoman. Looking back, that is cool since I got the fan phone call on the episode where Nevada is back and they brought us the spinoff of the soap opera.
    Here is a link to her post, the one that hooked me:
    http://alisonrosen.com/2010/04/an-email-i-just-sent-about-tomorrows-ariynbf/
    It’s been a fun time ever since! After that first viewing for me, I promptly bought 2 shoutouts which were a big hit, and more importantly, my life has actually improved since I became a “friend of the show”. We’ll talk about that on another post sometime.
    In closing, let me give you a tip on getting the call. First, follow Alison’s directions here on this page as to how to submit your number. Then, continue to follow her and buy some shoutouts and lock in some sponsorship as well. Don’t forget the t-shirts, and get the word out on FB and Twitter. People need to know the new show schedule. Of course, you don’t have to buy stuff, but you want to, don’t you? Sure you do.
    To Alison, I LOVE your writing, your humor, and your show. The fact that you’re irresistible has no bearing on my adoration, or does it? Stay tuned.
    Mike Moeller

  6. Michael Moeller June 14, 2010 at 7:14 pm #

    Oh man, I got the call. It was like winning the Lottery when I heard them say my name!
    So, here are a couple of things for this post. Alison asked me when it was that I first discovered her, and it was on RedEye last year sometime. I forgot to mention that it was months before I actually watched her show. She would send out a message describing the show and the one that hooked me was that there was going to be a soap opera in Italian which featured her as a cabbage saleswoman. Looking back, that is cool since I got the fan phone call on the episode where Nevada is back and they brought us the spinoff of the soap opera.
    Here is a link to her post, the one that hooked me:
    http://alisonrosen.com/2010/04/an-email-i-just-
    It's been a fun time ever since! After that first viewing for me, I promptly bought 2 shoutouts which were a big hit, and more importantly, my life has actually improved since I became a “friend of the show”. We’ll talk about that on another post sometime.
    In closing, let me give you a tip on getting the call. First, follow Alison's directions here on this page as to how to submit your number. Then, continue to follow her and buy some shoutouts and lock in some sponsorship as well. Don't forget the t-shirts, and get the word out on FB and Twitter. People need to know the new show schedule. Of course, you don't have to buy stuff, but you want to, don't you? Sure you do.
    To Alison, I LOVE your writing, your humor, and your show. The fact that you’re irresistible has no bearing on my adoration, or does it? Stay tuned.
    Mike Moeller

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