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I answered your questions in this vlog!

Written by Alison | February 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm | Comments

| Posted in twitter, video, vlogs

Annotated pics from The Strategy Room

Written by Alison | January 11th, 2009 at 10:37 am | Comments

Before PrototypeDemo abandoned my Twitter for Andy Levy’s, which still smarts, by the way, he posted a bunch of Strategy Room screen grabs to The Activity Pit. I’ve chosen a select few to comment on.


In the above photo two things are worth noting. 1) I’m a Page Six Magazine contributing editor which is different than a Page Six contributor. I tried to explain the difference on air. Once more: Page Six Magazine is a glossy weekly magazine which examines NYC lifestyle, culture and more and comes free in Sunday’s New York Post. Page Six is a daily gossip column. 2) My eyes are up here.


And then here’s where I measured the desk.


Then I adjusted my hair.


Then I was all “Oh yeah, wrestler who sells energy drinks? You wanna spar? I will cardio kickbox all over your ass! Bring it!”


And then I was like, “Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wow whoa whoa.” Then I asked readers to spot the wow in the preceding string of whoas. Also: whoa is me!


Then I got drunk.


Then I saw a patch of gnomes off to the right. They were frolicking and carrying marshmallows to and fro. I wanted to join them because they looked so happy. But would I, a full size human, be accepted into their tiny world? The thoughts weighed heavy on me.


Then I got up and left.

Hello new people

Written by Alison | January 7th, 2009 at 11:12 pm | Comments

Watching Red Eye tonight and wondering to yourself, Who is that vixen and what’s she all about? Just say yes, it’s easier that way. Well welcome to my blog, make yourself at home and whatever you do, don’t touch that. Dammit looks what you’ve done!

Anyway, perhaps you are wondering about the New Yorker cartoons? For a history, click here.

And if you want to follow me on Twitter, please do. It’s important to me that I have more followers than like anyone I know, especially Andy.

Unpopular Twitter apps

Written by Alison | December 30th, 2008 at 5:01 pm | Comments

Thwurlburger
Twatdazzle
Got Twurpes?
LoudTwurps
Twithitsthefan
Twatteriffic
Twerpfon
BigTwits
BodaciousTweets
Tweenis
Anyone for Twennis?
I Twit Myself (for BlackBerry)
Mother, May I Tweet With Danger?
Twuntruffle

| Posted in twitter

this is what my Twitter page looks like

Written by Alison | August 26th, 2008 at 3:19 pm | Comments

When you’re on Twitter and you look at your home page it shows you all the messages that all the people you’re following have written along with yours. This is my impression of what my home page looks like:

everyone else: politics! denver! convention! important work!
me: boxes!

| Posted in packing, twitter